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CrypticChris

1. CrypticChris
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 6:11pm UTC
   Random Crazy Dreams...
   There's a reason behind them
   
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2. CrypticChris
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   March 1, 2012 1:31am UTC
   Life is easy, once you learned to live it.
   
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3. CrypticChris
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 1:11am UTC
   Wise man once said:
   "Fall down seven times, stand up eight"
   
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4. CrypticChris
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2010 9:57pm UTC
   Dear people,
   I am terribly sorry I get acne.
   I just thought humans get them.
   Sincerely,
   Normal Hormonal Girl
   
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5. CrypticChris
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   October 12, 2010 2:48am UTC
   ♪♫♪
   Brown Chicken
   Brown Cow
   ♪♫♪
   Get it?
   
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6. CrypticChris
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   October 12, 2010 2:45am UTC
   Dance like there's no tomorrow,
   Who cares if everyone stares.
   
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7. CrypticChris
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   September 26, 2010 3:06pm UTC
   *heavy breathing*
   I am your FATHERRRR.
   
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8. CrypticChris
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   September 20, 2010 1:56pm UTC
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9. CrypticChris
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   September 18, 2010 9:46pm UTC
   ツ: I'm going to go put a face mask!
   ღ: I thought you already had one on?
   ツ: .... I see how you think of me.
   *walks away*
   ღ: Oops, didn't know she was naturally ugly.
   
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10. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    Don't you pop pimples to look prettier?
    But it actually makes you uglier ☠
    
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11. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 10:33pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Girl: You may.
    Me: Ohkay thank you :]
    *turns to leave*
    Girl: Oh but you can't go pee in there.
    ツ Made me laugh ♥
    
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12. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    Liking the tingly/prickly feeling after your numbing goes away.
    Feels... Interesting ♥
    
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13. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 10:00pm UTC
    Don't you just terribly hate it when your parents call for you
    and it's something stupid
    Then you have to get up and walk to them
    just to get things over with
    Then once you are nice and comfy in your room,
    they call for you again with that aggravating voice
    For once again, something stupid.
    
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14. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 12:53pm UTC
    If you don't pick up your cell once
    your mom then decides to:
    +call it back to back
    +leave voice mails
    +text you
    then you end up with literally 50 notifications
    just from your mom.
    
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15. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 8:16am UTC
    Dreams can make you paranoid,
    Just think of them as a figment of your imagination.
    
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16. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 11:50pm UTC
    My refrigerator is grumbling, I am guessing it is hungry too.
    
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17. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 1:45pm UTC
    I am guessing that...
    EVERYTIME you have a guy friend
    it means:
    1. They like you
    2. You like them
    I don't get it... Why can't we just be plain friends without one of us liking one another?
    
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18. CrypticChris
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    August 13, 2010 1:37pm UTC
    So this can be anywhere basically..
    Stranger: Hey, whats your name?
    You: Ashley :] [christine]
    Stranger: Oh thats pretty, how old are you?
    You: 14... [18]
    Stranger: Really? Where did you come from?
    You: My moms cooch :]
    Stranger: Oh... well uhhh
    You: ok bye!!!!!
    Happens all the time, so annoying haha
    
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19. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 1:03am UTC
    Wasn't it I that you are suppose to confide in?
    Instead of running to my best friend?
    I am your girlfriend, why wont you understand?
    I am always going to be there whenever you cant stand.
    So why chase after someone is isn't going to be for you always?
    Maybe you just don't appreciate what you have any ways.
    I always wanted to say "I Love You"
    Hoping you knew.
    I guess that will never happen
    With all this contraption
    
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20. CrypticChris
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 12:40am UTC
    Why would you bring up a topic
    and say....
    "oh never mind" :]
    that just make you even more curious!
    
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