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CrushSwim
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 2:24pm UTC

ATTENTION!!!! I HAVE A NEW ACCOUNT! SO PLEASE NO MORE COMMENTS OR FOLLOWS TO CRUSHSWIM, MAKE THEM ALL TO xxMadelinexx
thank you(:

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 10:00pm UTC

Today,
I was at the grocery store with my mom when I heard a woman sobbing. I turned around.
There stood a couple, arm in arm, the woman laughing so hard she was crying, and the man with two carrots shoved up his nose, laughing as well.
They were both about eighty years old.
Their love gives me hope.
[♥][♥][♥]

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 4:11pm UTC

M is for Maddie
your name: Maddie
4 letter word: mooo
boys name: Miles
girls name: Millie
occupation: Musician
color: maroon
something you wear: many things
food: mcdonalds
something found in the bathroom: mold
reason for being late: My lobster got a sunburn
something you shout: MAA!!!
movie title: mmHarry Potter
something you drink: Monster
musical group: My Chemical Romance
an animal: Merangue (yes ik thats a pie flavor)
street name: Mulberry Lane
type of car: my car.
title of a song: My BFF's brother is the one for me..?

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 4:06pm UTC

reach for the stars.
and if you don't grab em,
at least you're
on top of
the world
♥

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 7:56am UTC

Silly Disney,
Miley Cyrus could
never get into Stanford.nmq/nmf

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 7:46am UTC

Half of the time
I take in the shower
Is dedicated to just chilling in there.
nmq/nmf

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 7:38am UTC

nmf/nmq
a picture is worth...
one thousand words.♥

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 2:43pm UTC

HEY WELCOME TO HOLLISTER;
heres your gas mask and flash light!

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 8:43pm UTC

I got the letter : L
-Something i like: Lollipops!
-Something i don't like: Liars
-Something i love: Lydia
-Something bad: Lice
Click the heart & I'll give you a letter.

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 5:18pm UTC

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
fave if you found the mitsake(:

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 6:28pm UTC

This Just Made My Night... Repost♥
• • •
s a y n o t o r a c i s m.
A white woman
about 51 years old,
was seated next to a
black man on an airplane.
Obviously disturbed by this,
she called the air hostess.
“Madam, what is the matter?”
the hostess asked.
“You obviously do not see it,”she responded.
“You placed me next to a black man.
I do not agree to sit next to someone from
such a repugnant group. Give me
an alternative seat.”
“Be calm please,” the hostess replied.
“Almost all the places on this flight are taken.
I will go to see if another place is available.”
The Hostess went away and then
came back a few minutes later.
“Ma'am, I spoke to the captain and he informed
me that there is also no seat in the business class.
All the same, we still have one place in the first class."
Before the woman could say anything,
the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our
company to permit someone from the economy
class to sit in the first class. However, given
the circ*mstances, the captain feels that it would be
scandalous to make someone sit
next to someone so disgusting.”
The hostess turned to the black man and said
“Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage,
a seat awaits you in first class.”
At that moment, the other passengers
who were shocked by what they had just
witnessed stood up and applauded.
• • •

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 6:29pm UTC

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 8:19pm UTC

"do i look like crap right now?"
good friend's answer: no, you look fine!
best friend's answer: haha of course not, crap would be a step up from where you are right now!
♥

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 3:16pm UTC

Sometimes..
sometimes i just need: time alone
somtimes i want: everything to go back to the way it was.
somtimes i like to: swear at people in my head
sometimes all it takes: is one stupid person to mess up a perfeect day
somtimes i picture: myself in 5, 10, 20.. years
sometimes i wish: that my parents weren't so overprotective
sometimes i find: quarters in my couch
sometimes i take: a lot of time to get ready
sometimes i look: like myself, other times not so much
sometimes i hate: how i wish i could be nice to everyone but i cant
sometimes it’s nice: to have someone randomlysay to me, "why hello maddie i love you so much wont you marry me? btw you are gorgeous" it just happens all the time, ya know?
sometimes it hurts: when i fall
sometimes it makes me happy: when i have ice cream
sometimes it’s sad: when i see old people eating at a resteraunt all alone
sometimes i listen: to people jabber
sometimes i sleep: a lot
sometimes i like to watch: my brother play baseball
sometimes i feel: like everyone cares only about them
sometimes i rant: in my head
sometimes i never: say never lol jbieber moment
sometimes i really: wanna run a long ways away
When I’m ..
sad, i want: my bed and my kitty
happy, i need: friends to be spazzoid with
mad, i wish: i could yell and scream at people and they wouldnt care
overjoyed, i find: it rubs off on people. or they get annoyed at me for being so happy
frustrated, all it takes:is one wrong move..
If..
you saw your best friend on one side of the road, but you also saw one of your close family members on the other side, and they were both in serious danger, who would you go to help first?: family comes before friends, every time. doesnt matter, its always the same for everyone (or should be
you had the choice of going back in time to or go forward in time to see the future, which would you choose? neither it would just haunt me for forever

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 2:58pm UTC

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says "you're cute", he says "you're fine." Nine months later he says,
"not mine" ♥
my format or quote

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 10:48am UTC

those days;
when even
taylor swift
can't make the day better
.

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 10:12am UTC

type your name: Madeline
type your name with your elbow: m adedlinme
type your name with your eyes closed: madline
type your names with your nose: madeline
bash your head into the keyboard: w2nhhn
type your name with your chin: zadxedl.ik nd

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 12:46pm UTC

"please sign in to leave a comment,"
oh.. okay... *signs in*
"You're already signed in, silly!"
wtf?!?!

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 10:09am UTC

"and then he wuz lyk yo bro wutz chillen and i wuz lyk aww man nuffin mucch bro and he was lyk tight dawgggg"
no. just.......no.

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CrushSwim
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 10:04am UTC

am.i.making.you.pause.while.you.are.reading.this.ha.ha.ha.it.

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