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  1. StripedGuitar StripedGuitar
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Imagine this:
    You saw a shirt for $97
    And you get $50 from your mom and $50 from your dad
    50+50=100
    You then had $3 extra
    You give your dad $1 and your mom $1 then keep $1 for yourself
    You know owe your mom and dad each $49
    49+49=98+your 1=99
    so where is the missing $1?

  2. StripedGuitar StripedGuitar
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    you know a girl likes a song when she makes you
    listen to the whole thing

  3. StripedGuitar StripedGuitar
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 11:11am UTC
    During our lifetime we will spend about 6 years dreaming

  4. StripedGuitar StripedGuitar
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 11:59am UTC
    There must be a shortage on happiness because it never seems to make it to me

  5. AyeeCellyBabesz AyeeCellyBabesz
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 5:17am UTC
    i knew a girl who said ...
    that all she felt was pain . she said she was full of bruises, with hurt, with misery .
    but to me, shes full of life; full of inspiration . one day, those bruises will evaporate
    into her veins, and they will transform her . one day, she'll be a beautiful butterfly
    rising out of her cocoon . .

    ( nmf ]
    credit to : JustAnotherWittyGuy

  6. AyeeCellyBabesz AyeeCellyBabesz
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:45am UTC
    Happy Valentines Day, Witty ❤ ..
    today might just be another day to some people ; & to others might be a " special " day , but whatever it is to you just know . . " that special someone WILL come , ONE DAY .
    don't waste your time waiting on that person ; good love will find you someday but if you keep on looking for it , it'll only keep you waiting ; so until then live WELL , live HAPPY , & live FREE .
    - celly ♥ ;
    ( nmf ]

  7. AyeeCellyBabesz AyeeCellyBabesz
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 5:32am UTC
    sure, there are other fish in the sea but you will always be my nemo // ^.♥

  8. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Maybe She«
    »Wants You
    But can't Admitt it«

  9. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I Bet She wonders«
    Who You really
    » are

  10. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 12:42am UTC
    You have Too
    Believe, While you dream

  11. alybear8 alybear8
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    *laughing*
    when i'm tired: Haaaaaa
    When i'm with my friends: hahahahaha
    when I'm with my friends at 4 am: hahahahahaha
    When I'm with my best friends: HAHAHAHAHA
    when I'm with my best friends at 4 am: HAHAHAJKHWUFHGERIGFICVUGRFVIU
    When I'm with my guy friends: HEHEHEHEHE
    When I'm with my crush: hehe
    When I don't know whats going on: heh..heh...heheh....

  12. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    »If I Wasn't here, Would you still be the same?«

  13. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    Maybe,
    I should Never be happy with you
    Ignore you
    or Don't care what You think
    Because it seems like you've done them all to me

  14. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Writing a suicide note,
    he said, and writing a letter of unrequited love are essentially the same thing.
    And the other boy replied,
    "Well if that is true, then I’ve killed myself more times than I can count."

  15. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    I think if I ever have kids,
    and they are upset, I won’t tell them that people
    are starving in China or anything like that because
    it wouldn’t change the fact that they were upset.

  16. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    »Maybe she laughs
    But hides
    who she really is
    Underneath«

  17. alybear8 alybear8
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:45am UTC
    You sit on a throne of lies.

  18. alybear8 alybear8
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    One of my best friends is bisexual.
    Does that mean I will judge her?
    No.
    Does that mean i will stop being her friend?
    No.
    Does that mean I will most likely spontaniously hump her?
    No!...maybe...yes;)

  19. alybear8 alybear8
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    I'm going to have a boy child and i will make him wear hats and get his ear pierced and wear saggy skinny jeans. He will treat girls like princesses and he will be a musical artist. I will make him play the guitar and I will never check his messeges. I want to be the cool mom who lets my kids do everything and they will not be alowed to date untill they hit highschool. If my son treats a girl the wrong way, I will make him wear crocs and shave his head and make him wear harry potter glasses.

  20. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 12:25am UTC
    & TELL ME NOW WHERE WAS MY ♥♥
    FAULT
    i n l o v i n g y o u w i t h m y [x] [x] [x]
    wHoLe HearT?

:)

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