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  1. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    The difference between
    school and life?
    In school, you're taught
    a lesson and then given
    a test. In life, you're
    given a test that
    teaches you a lesson.
    -Tom Bodett

  2. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Oh, I'm sorry.
    I forgot I only
    exist
    when you need
    something.

  3. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 11:01am UTC
    That awesome
    moment when you
    realize that your
    crush's crush is you.

  4. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:58am UTC
    I'm not lazy
    I'm just on my
    energy
    saving mode

  5. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:53am UTC
    BELIEVE IN
    YOURSELF.

  6. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:50am UTC
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
    :-)

  7. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:46am UTC
    SWEAT IS FAT CRYING!

  8. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:40am UTC
    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Cause it looks like you landed on your face!

  9. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Single?
    No, I'm just in a relationship with freedom!
    :-)

  10. CoopDog CoopDog
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:24am UTC
    S . W . A . G
    She Wants A Gentleman

:)

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