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CookieRaider

1. CookieRaider
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 9:31pm UTC
   Screw Cupid,
   I Have food
   
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2. CookieRaider
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 11:30am UTC
   IWRYOYEIRGOEYWRFLivin' Beach Life Feelin' RightEREYRGEYRGTERTRYou're The Hottest Everybody Knows
   
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3. CookieRaider
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 11:27am UTC
   I see you walk by extra fly (:
   
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4. CookieRaider
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 11:25am UTC
   Witty Bestfriend? <3
   
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5. CookieRaider
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 12:57pm UTC
   I didn't fail,
   I just found
   A million
   Ways that
   Didn't work. ♥
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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6. CookieRaider
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse get s the cheese :)Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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7. CookieRaider
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   Hey I just F**ked
   You
   And this is crazy
   but you used no comdom
   so here's your baby.
   Format by Sandrasauras
   
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8. CookieRaider
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2012 9:58am UTC
   "I wish I could freeze this moment right here, right now and live in it forever"
   [Peeta]
   
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9. CookieRaider
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 9:58am UTC
   Microsoft bought
   Skype for 8.5 billiondollars. AHA ! Idiots! They could have downloaded
   it for free...
   .
   format by jimmy365
   
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10. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When....
    You Have More Chores Than Cinderella.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Fave if...
    You never forward those chain
    texts and your still alive
    
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12. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Going to witty and seeing
    28
    Really makes my day :)
    
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13. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Did it hurt?
    Did what hurt?
    When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every single guy on the way down.
    
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14. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    A. B. Conversation C Your Way Out?
    
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15. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote..
    now fave because your a ninja !
    
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16. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    *****
    AHe Asked Me To Be His "It Girl" Today
    <3
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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17. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Today During Lunch We ALL Sang Happy Birthday to
    Justin Bieber
    
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18. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    No guy...has the guts to write me a paragraphin my comment box, that I will never forget.Girls, pass this on and see who is thenicest guy on Witty. See what guy who will actually write a paragraph that willsurprise you. ♥
    
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19. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Can You Come Over
    Sorry, I Can't... my sister's friend's boyfriend's grandmother's friend's sister's mom's best friend's cat broke her leg
    
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20. CookieRaider
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    And who else,
    Can do handstands in the pool but suck above water..?
    
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