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CookieMonstaLuver

1. CookieMonstaLuver
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   Look on the bright side,
   you're baby could be the new Justin Bieber.
   
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2. CookieMonstaLuver
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 12:30am UTC
   Just wondering...
   dont sponges float?
   
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3. CookieMonstaLuver
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 12:17am UTC
   I finally found dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
   My Life Is Complete
   
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4. CookieMonstaLuver
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 12:05am UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you realize the spoon in the McFlurry cup is not a straw ♥
   nmf
   
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5. CookieMonstaLuver
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 11:25pm UTC
   That was funny,
   but I'm not going to fav since you told me to
   
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6. CookieMonstaLuver
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥
   Who else has more songs on their ipod,
   than friends on facebook?
   ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♥
   
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7. CookieMonstaLuver
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 7:38pm UTC
   and when I add a
   new quote
   my mouse starts raping the refresh button
   Format: twilightgirl995
   
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8. CookieMonstaLuver
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 7:08pm UTC
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9. CookieMonstaLuver
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 11:27pm UTC
   Today,
   I wanted to know how many
   days are in summer vacation
   So I sang the
   Phineas and Ferb
   theme song
   
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10. CookieMonstaLuver
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    I always say to myself I'll get over you
    but of course that is never true
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    
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11. CookieMonstaLuver
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 7:11pm UTC
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12. CookieMonstaLuver
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Imagine Rebecca Black playing musical chairs
    :)
    
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13. CookieMonstaLuver
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have the film
    ♥
    
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14. CookieMonstaLuver
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    I be chillin' in my snuggie, click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
    ♥
    
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15. CookieMonstaLuver
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future
    
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16. CookieMonstaLuver
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when....
    You and the guy you like are texting and
    have nothing to talk about
    
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