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You're beautiful(:

When life gives me lemons...
I make apple juice (;
Cuz that's how I roll

Girl II London II Yr 8

CookieCrumble
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 11:33am UTC

Dear Pringles,
Your crisps are nice. But please make packets.
Scincerly,
Tryingto shove my hand in the flipping tube.

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CookieCrumble
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 1:42pm UTC

In Bed
The clock says
6:00
You close your eyes for 5 minutes.
It says
7:45
At School
The clock says
1:30
You close your eyes for 5 minutes
It says
1:31
Credit to CookieCrumble

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CookieCrumble
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 1:32pm UTC

2011
Teach me how to dougie
1800
Instruct me on how to execute your fine moves brethren
1400
Who art thou teacheth myself to move the afternoon doves in the crisp abiss?
nmq

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CookieCrumble
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 4:28pm UTC

I hate it when;
I'm miding my own f*cking buisness, drinking my Pepsi, eating some KFC. Then...
BAM
184 Unicorns are lined up outside my house waiting to invade.

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CookieCrumble
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 2:55pm UTC

And when you smile,
the whole world stops and stares for a while
Because girl you're amazing,
just the way you are.

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CookieCrumble
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November 9, 2011 1:55pm UTC

“Can you move please?”
“Who me?”
“NAAH! The alien next to you!”

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CookieCrumble
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 1:46pm UTC

And ducks...
are j ust frreakin awsome!

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