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Coly

Coly
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May 29, 2012 10:08pm UTC
I havent cut for months.....
I think tonight that's about to change....

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 9:58pm UTC
And you left me for THAT?
Really..?
</3
:'(

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 9:51pm UTC
When you see him online your heart skips a beat and you get butterflies but you dont want to start the conversation first cause if he wanted to talk he would....
Then he gets off and you regret not talking to him first.

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Coly
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 4:04pm UTC
Dear Mom;
I'm wearing skinny jeans
if I cant get them off,
neither can the rapist.
Sincerly your daughter.

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 4:00pm UTC
Girl: "It's love, silly.."
Guy that wants her but she's takin by a douche bag: "How can you call it love when you're crying more than you're smiling?"

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 3:57pm UTC
That day you realize that all the great guys are married or gay...

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 3:46pm UTC
Looking at your best friend and laughing because you know exactly what they're thinking

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 3:44pm UTC
Life isn't a
Garden
so stop being a
Hoe

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Coly
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 3:41pm UTC
I will never
apologize for being
Me

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 3:35pm UTC
Those days when you're happy then all the sudden you feel like crap for no reason...

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 3:01pm UTC
A day without sunshine is like,
you know,
night.

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 2:46pm UTC
Friendship is like peeing on your friends lap: everyone can see it, but only you and your friend get the warm feeling that it brings:D

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Coly
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 11:36am UTC
You really shouldn't mumble
I cant understand a word you're saying!
~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 11:31am UTC
If stress burned calories,
I'd be a freakin super model!

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 11:21am UTC
You couldnt handle me,
Even if I came with instructions.

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Coly
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 11:18am UTC
If you see someone without a smile
Give them one of yours!:)

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Coly
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 11:15am UTC
Truth is..
I dont know where I'm going with my life..
I'm just taking it day by day...

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 11:13am UTC
A strong woman knows how to keep her life in line.
With tears in her eyes, she still manages to say "I'm fine"

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Coly
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May 29, 2012 11:10am UTC
The biggest challenge of life
is to be yourself
in a world that is trying to
make you like everyone else

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Coly
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 11:09am UTC
When the past calls
Let it go to voicemail
It has nothing new to say

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