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ColorMeeSamm
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March 16, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Drake: Oh no! We're on 'E'!
Josh: Well maybe 'E' means extra fuel!

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ColorMeeSamm
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March 15, 2012 7:44pm UTC

And I thank you
pad/tampon wrapper for letting everyone in the bathroom know I have my period.

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ColorMeeSamm
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March 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC

You don't have to be skinny to be
b e a u t i f u l .
J u s t a s i m p l e s m i l e c a n d o w o n d e r s .
♥

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ColorMeeSamm
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March 1, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Is it just me, or...
does school always seem so much better on television/movies/etc.?

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ColorMeeSamm
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February 27, 2012 6:54pm UTC

To anyone who has ever thought about c o m m i t t i n g suicide:
Please don't give up.
You are needed.
You are wanted.
You are important.
You are loved.
You are beautiful.
♥

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ColorMeeSamm
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February 19, 2012 11:04pm UTC

H3y, wh@+ R y0u d0inq?
About to throw a dictionary at your face.

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ColorMeeSamm
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January 16, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Is it just me, or...
do you always pose in the mirror like you're going to take a picture when you're getting ready?

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ColorMeeSamm
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Is it just me, or...
whenever you try to tickle yourself, it doesn't work at all?

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ColorMeeSamm
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January 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC

Is it just me, or...
when you're at the movies, you always end up eating all your popcorn and drinking all of your soda before the movie even starts?

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ColorMeeSamm
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December 24, 2011 10:31pm UTC

Every single year,
Grandma gets run over by a reindeer. Santa, this year, can you please aim for my ex instead?

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ColorMeeSamm
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December 3, 2011 9:09pm UTC

On a scale from 1 - Awkward ...
h o w w a s t h a t m o m e n t ?

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November 28, 2011 3:36pm UTC

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November 27, 2011 7:41pm UTC

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ColorMeeSamm
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November 25, 2011 10:45pm UTC

Sorry, I can't hangout.
My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend insurance agent's
roommates pet goldfish died. Maybe next time though?
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ColorMeeSamm
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November 22, 2011 6:15pm UTC

i love turtles
because they are just so chill. they dont wanna hurt anyone.
they're just like "hey man, i just wanna swim, and maybe
eat some lettuce, you know. but i'm just gonna take my time.
i'm not in a rush, because well you know,
i'm just a turtle."

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ColorMeeSamm
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November 20, 2011 8:45pm UTC

Wanna bang tonight?
I mean hang! Stupid auto-cucumber.
How the duck do I turn this off?
It's sad to watch you stuggle bro.

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ColorMeeSamm
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November 20, 2011 8:37pm UTC

Hey babe... its over.
WOW! F*ck you... I slept with your brother btw...
I meant the football game.... Wtf...
Well... This is awkward...

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November 20, 2011 8:31pm UTC

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ColorMeeSamm
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November 19, 2011 11:17pm UTC

"Police, Open the door!"
"Whats the password?"