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  1. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    Who says I can't cook?
    You obviously have'nt tasted my cereal.

  2. Zaaraa225 Zaaraa225
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    "(>^_^)>#
    i made you a waffle
    #<(^_^<)
    but then i was like...
    (>^#^<)
    im hungry
    (>^_^)>
    so i ate it.

  3. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    i want to make a facebook account.
    and the name will be Nobody. So, when I see stupid crap people post, I can like it and it will say,
    Sam
    Outside of Sears eating a sandwich. :)
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    Nobody likes this

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Jake
    Hi, this is Jake's mom.. I wanted to let all of you know that he is no longer allowed on facebook due to the choices he made today. He posted on facebook personal information about someone, that regardless if it was true or not, it was rude. Because he chose to try and make her mad by spreading personal information, I thought he should know how it feels when the tables are turned.
    He wet the bed until he was 8.
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    46 people like this

  5. jmrisfabu727 jmrisfabu727
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When;
    Your phone is in between your legs,
    And it starts buzzing…


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  8. lmnop6363 lmnop6363
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    You are what you eat.
    Interesting. I do not recall eating a sexy beast today.
    Nmf


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  10. Hurley123 Hurley123
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    so, i`m single again.
    but i have no intentions of looking for a guy. this time,
    im letting him find me.... ♥

  11. SkyeXD SkyeXD
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 10:53am UTC
    BRB
    Gotta go feed my unicorn.
    -SkYe

  12. findyourloveee findyourloveee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    When he's holding your hand,
    And he plays with your fingers. ♥

  13. loveislouderthanthepressertobeprefect loveislouderthanthepressertobeprefect
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 8:48pm UTC
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