Hurley123

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Hurley123

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Member Since: 25 Sep 2011 08:48pm

Last Seen: 1 Sep 2012 03:36pm

Gender: F

user id: 221348

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Hurley123
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 12:45am UTC

For every fave, I`ll go a day
without cutting.
Im not trying to get faves, i just really need some motivation.
4 years of self harm is enough. I need to stop ♥

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Hurley123
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 9:44pm UTC

TEENAGERS ARE THE MOST
MISUNDERSTOOD PEOPLE ON EARTH.
Were treated like kids but expected to act like adults.

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Hurley123
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 9:30pm UTC

I`m great in bed.
I can sleep for days.

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Hurley123
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 9:23pm UTC

"You ask!"
"No, you ask!"
"Please just ask?"
"Why cant you??"
"Fine... Excuse me, can we have
some ketchup?"
♥ if this has happened to you

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Hurley123
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 9:18pm UTC

I dont want to die.
I just want to go to sleep and wake up once the storm has passed

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Hurley123
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 4:15pm UTC

That awkward moment:
When your boyfriend has a bigger butt than you do.

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Hurley123
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 4:32pm UTC

"Hey remember when you had a crush on..."
NOOOOOOOO.

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 7:25pm UTC

In kindergarden;
We called it cooties.
In high school;
We call it STD`s

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 1:48am UTC

When I saw you with another girl yesterday, I felt like crying.
BUT THEN I LAUGHED....
cause she was ugly (:

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 1:39am UTC

NEVER
make someone your everything.
Because if they ever leave,
You`ll have nothing.... ♥

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 1:27am UTC

THAT AWKWARD
Walk/run you do when a car lets you
Cross the road.

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 1:23am UTC

Did you forget,
T hat i was even ALIVE?

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 3:29pm UTC

If you say "potato" really slow,
It sounds like "gullible"

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 1:25pm UTC

Oh, so now im invisiable to you?
Thats cool..
Ive always wanted a super power.

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Ive been walking around
with my middle finger in the air.
Because for the first time in so long, i really just dont care. ♥

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 6:03pm UTC

55 text messages later....
i regret giving you my number

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 1:18am UTC

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 1:09am UTC

Dear Pringles,
I cannot fit my hand into your
tube of deliciousness.

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 12:20am UTC

That awkward moment...
When you get matched with your dad on omegle.

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Hurley123
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 9:55pm UTC

OH, OK.

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