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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath

  1. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    January 8, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    I met new people today.
    One of them showed me a chart about different ways to commit suicide.
    :)

  2. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    January 6, 2014 10:01pm UTC
    Today I was doing my English homework while watching Breaking Bad and the paper ended up being about meth.

  3. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    January 5, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    I think I need help.

  4. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    January 2, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    He says he likes me.
    But who would like a sick girl with bags under her eyes and rough skin?
    Who is crazy enough to like a girl that doesn't make eye contact or doesn't even talk much?
    Who would like a girl that practically drowns herself when she needs to clear her head?
    Who would like a girl like that?

  5. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    January 2, 2014 3:53pm UTC
    I started writing stories again.
    And of course I'm wearing the tin foil crown that Derek made me,
    just like what I did when we were little.

  6. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    January 1, 2014 8:24pm UTC
    I miss having long hair.

  7. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    January 1, 2014 10:26am UTC
    My new years eve was surprisingly one of the best nights I've had in a long time,
    until I went home to my mom threatening to shoot me in the head.

  8. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 30, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    I was clean for so long.
    And l just threw it all way.

  9. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 30, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    Okay so this guy found out that I like him,
    called me out on it,
    then changed the subject,
    then later asked to hang out,
    and then later told me that he couldn't make it.
    WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

  10. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 29, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Next year, I'm going to find
    ADVENTURE.

  11. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 29, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    I just need someone that won't leave me behind.

  12. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 26, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    "I'm going to strangle you."
    "Fine by me."

  13. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 26, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Today consisted of me having a mental break down
    and then eating 2 large pizzas.
    I really have problems.

  14. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    I'm kind of glad that my birthday is the day after Christmas
    because my parents are really hungover every year
    and I can just stay in bed all day.

  15. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 22, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    You know what's the worst part of funerals?
    That awkawrd silent car ride with your parents
    from the church to the cemetery.

  16. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 20, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    I'm not mad anymore.
    I just want him back.

  17. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 16, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    The only person that was keeping me alive took his own life.
    I'm done.

  18. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 15, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    It's my fault. It's all my fault.

  19. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 14, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME HERE TO SUFFER? YOU PROMISED YOU'D BE THERE FOR ME! YOU SAID YOU'D BE A BIG BROTHER TO ME! YOU F*CKING PROMISED!

  20. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    December 11, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    I just need someone to tell me that things are going to be okay.

:)

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