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  1. SinnersNeverSleep SinnersNeverSleep
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    When people give out to me for being happy with ny girlfriend... Lol, no. I'm sorry for being in love with someone that can actually make me smile.

  2. SinnersNeverSleep SinnersNeverSleep
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    No, Witty ads, I don't want to flirt with any lesbians thank you very much..

  3. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Here's too all you boys..
    the boys who self harm.
    the boys who have eating disorders.
    the boys who suffer from anxiety & depression.
    the boys who are suicidal.
    Don't worrie , your princess will come around
    you are all beautiful guys! no matter what people tell you.
    BOYS HURT TOO! WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THAT.?
    blacklace's format. i

  4. RadioCatastrophe RadioCatastrophe
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 10:06am UTC

    They're sharing a
    Drink
    It's called
    Loneliness
    But it's better
    Than drinking Along

  5. cheekykeko12314 cheekykeko12314
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:35am UTC
    Peeps that don't like me or my mates should just get lost i am not joking just get lost or i will make u et lost if i really have too :)


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  9. anikk2 anikk2
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 6:37am UTC
    웃 웃 웃
    I LOVE BEING CRAZY
    Don't you
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  11. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:53am UTC
    I was in an English exam and they asked "Write the past tense of 'Think'"
    I thought and thought about it for ages.
    Eventually, I went for 'Thunk'

  12. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:52am UTC
    My father was a man of few words.
    He always used to say to me, "Son..."

  13. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:31am UTC
    You invented Tipp-Ex didn't you?
    Correct me if I'm wrong....

  14. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 11:12am UTC
    What would happen to Pinocchio's nose if he said, "My nose will now grow"?

  15. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    I said to my parents, "Mum, Dad... I've decided to live on my own from now on."
    "Okay, cool," they replied.
    "Your luggage is outside," I added.

  16. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
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    September 1, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    My boss screamed at me this morning.
    "It's the fifth time you're late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"
    I said, "Probably that it's Friday."

  17. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
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    September 1, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    I was brushing my teeth and putting on deodorant this morning when out of nowhere I heard,
    "...You're gonna have to pay for that mate."

  18. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 7:17am UTC
    10 reasons why men are lazy:
    1)

  19. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 7:41am UTC
    I bumped into a fat girl earlier.
    "You're a big girl, aren't you?" I said.
    "Tell me something I don't know," she replied angrily.
    "Salad tastes nice."

  20. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Knock Knock?
    Who's there?
    Doorbell repairman.

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