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ChuckNorrisFacts

1. ChuckNorrisFacts
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   December 9, 2011 9:20pm UTC
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2. ChuckNorrisFacts
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   December 9, 2011 9:10pm UTC
   When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
   
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3. ChuckNorrisFacts
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   December 9, 2011 8:55pm UTC
   Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.
   
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4. ChuckNorrisFacts
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   December 9, 2011 8:53pm UTC
   The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night
   
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5. ChuckNorrisFacts
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   December 9, 2011 8:51pm UTC
   Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
   
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6. ChuckNorrisFacts
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   December 9, 2011 8:46pm UTC
   if Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
   
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7. ChuckNorrisFacts
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   December 9, 2011 8:44pm UTC
   Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants ...
   
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