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Christyy26

1. Christyy26
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 2:00pm UTC
   Yo u b e t t e r p u t a
   c o n d o m o n . . .
   If you're gonna act like a dick, you need to dress like one.
   allmine♥
   
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2. Christyy26
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 1:48pm UTC
   Hope ♥
   Faith ♥
   Love ♥
   
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3. Christyy26
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 1:41pm UTC
   DEAR FAKE FRIENDS,
   First of all-
   I would like you know I am typing this with my middle finger.
   -Wiz Kalifa.
   
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4. Christyy26
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 1:24pm UTC
   Bestfriends has 11 letters, but so does
   BACKSTABBER
   
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5. Christyy26
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2011 8:32pm UTC
   God created boys first, because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece ;)
   
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6. Christyy26
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2011 6:28pm UTC
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   | | | You turn me on. | ____
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   | | | | O | OOO |
   | | | | O | \ / |
   | | \ / | | O | 0 0 0 |
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   / \
   
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7. Christyy26
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2011 6:20pm UTC
   I may look safe,
   but as soon as I get you alone....
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   I will eat you.
   
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8. Christyy26
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2011 6:02pm UTC
   ____ is now in a relationship with ____.
   OMG
   they know each other?!
   
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9. Christyy26
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2011 12:22am UTC
   That awkward moment when
   you run over your own
   banana peel in Mario cart :D
   
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10. Christyy26
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Dear Built-A-Bear Workshop,
    Please create a Build-A-Boy Workshop
    Sincerely, tired of dating douche bags
    
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11. Christyy26
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    “Girls are like apples... the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...” ♥
    Fave if you agree! :)
    
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12. Christyy26
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    With God all things are possible ♥
    
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13. Christyy26
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    I hope you choke on all the lies you tell.But then again, it's kinda hard to swallow that much bullshit ;)
    
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14. Christyy26
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    Oh you're dating my ex? That's cool.
    I'm eating a sandwich, do you want those leftovers too?
    
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