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  1. Trishaaa Trishaaa
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    i can't look at myself in the mirror without wishing i looked like
    someone else.

  2. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:41am UTC
    I literally don't
    understand
    how my room gets so messy when I sit in one single spot with my
    laptop all day

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    'Who has a girlfriend?'
    Zayn: i have four boyfriends, does that count?

  4. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:44am UTC
    Every time I take a picture
    with my family I always throw up gang signs to let everyone know who runs this family.
    *tumblr*

  5. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    I text back embarrasingly fast or three hours later.
    there is no in between.

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Every time you hear thunder from now on,
    Don't be scared,
    Don't flinch and be afraid,
    It's just Mitch,
    Stomping on with the angels
    <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 9:28am UTC
    I hate when I become
    conciously aware
    of the fact that im breathing because then i start breathing too
    fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much”
    and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and
    everything becomes complicated

  9. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON.
    OR A NIGHT TIME PERSON.
    I DON'T THINK I'M EVEN A PERSON..

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    I can't stand when people say a baby's age in month after a year old.
    "Yeah he's 98 months."
    ...Really B/tch? Really.

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:17am UTC
    That awkward moment when you say something and everyone ignores you then someone else says the same thing and all pay attention
    format-rajsonkar

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    My parents lied to me.
    Talking to strangers on the internet was, like the best decision of my life.

  13. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    Exactly one year ago, on this date
    at this time( 8:44), you and I was sitting
    outside chatting. Being the best of
    friends, like always. Then you pulled
    out of your pocket two neckalces.
    A purple heart, and then a heart locket.
    You said you like the heart locket the
    most, because it fit me more. Then you
    told me to turn around and you helped
    me put it on. I smiled and told you I
    hadnt gotten you anything and you simply
    said that you didnt want anything but a
    kiss on the cheek. I blushed, kind of
    shocked. But I smiled and I kissed your
    cheek then you wrapped your arm
    around my waiste and gave me a big
    hug and told me you would be over
    tomorrow. Looking back now, I would
    have never guessed that that day,
    Valentines days, would ever have any
    special meaning. It sparked our friendship,
    and we became closer than ever. And
    eventually I fell in love with you and
    all the times you wanted a kiss on the cheek.
    And even though we are no longer friends,
    I still love you, and I still think that you are
    the best thing that ever happened to me.
    Happy Valentines Day Byron.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's Grammy?

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Do hall monitors exist or is that just some kind of
    adolescent myth perpetuated by children's cartoons?

  16. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 9:22am UTC
    Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
    so I could slap 8 people at once


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. WittyRyan WittyRyan
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 12:00am UTC
    Dad: You took my daughter's virginity?!
    Boyfriend: Sorry sir, it won't happen again.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    I would be
    an awful parent.
    My kid would say
    “I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
    and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
    “I feel you”

  20. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    The Shane Game
    Chapter 44
    Savannah never specified to Ava how far she could go with Shane when she hooked up with him; she just said to see how far he would let her go. Shane really wanted to go all the way, but Savannah stuck around in the back of his mind.
    Ava opened the drawer where she knew Shane kept his c..ndoms and reached for one. Shane’s warm and muscular body layed on top of Ava and he looked over to see what she was doing. That’s when he saw a message pop up on Ava’s phone. From Savannah?
    He took the c..ndom from Ava and put it back in his drawer. He got off of her and out of the bed. He put his boxers back on and ran his fingers through his hair.
    "You’re not angry at her,” Shane yelled. “You’re still friends with her!”
    “Shane-”
    “You guys were planning this, weren’t you? You’re going to tell her what we did!”
    Ava read the message from Savannah, which asked what was going on. “No! She just texted me to apologize!” Ava lied.
    “Let me see,” Shane said.
    “What, you don’t believe me?” Ava asked defensively.
    “I think you should go,” he said, with his back facing her.
    “What?” Ava asked, laying naked in his bed, holding the blanket in front of her.
    “Savannah’s going to kill me,” he said.
    “She’s not going to know,” Ava played along.
    “She’s your best friend, Ava! And you almost had s..x with the guy she liked!”
    “You like her and almost just had s..x with her best friend! You’re no better than me!” she said.
    Shane picked up her clothes and gave them to her. “Get changed, I won’t look, just get out of my house!”
    “Shane, stop-”
    “GET OUT!”
    Note: :/
    Teaser: "You're the one who started this! You led me to your bed, you took my clothes off, you were a part of this!"

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