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  1. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 10:29am UTC
    PROUD FLIRT!

  2. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 10:24am UTC
    Everyone knows that guy
    who is always chatting up girls.

  3. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 10:14am UTC
    You're smile could light up the whole world;
    I'm the boy whose in love with you, girl.

  4. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 10:05am UTC
    No means no, no matter what
    'what' isn't ignorant, I just forgot.
    'I'm fine' is a lie nearly every time;
    that boy who broke your heart?
    HE'S NOT WORTH A DIME.

  5. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:57am UTC
    Dear Takeaways,
    What is 8 - 5?
    Sincerely,
    Drunk Student

  6. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:49am UTC
    Dear mother-in-law,
    Please stop telling me how to raise my kids. I'm married to one of yours and trust me, there was room for improvement.
    Sincerely,
    your daughter-in-law.

  7. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:41am UTC
    Dear Katy Perry,
    It was one kiss. We were both drunk... Did you have to write a song about it?
    Sincerely,
    the girl with the cherry chapstick.

  8. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:34am UTC
    Dear Waldo,
    Please give back my invisibility cloak ASAP!
    Sincerely,
    H. Potter

  9. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Fun Randomness Survey (:
    Who:
    last phoned you? It was my Mum.
    Who last text you? Jason.
    Who last kissed you? Craig
    Who last Facebook messaged you? Matt.
    Who last said they missed you? Kayla
    Who last made you feel sad? Josh
    Who last made you feel happy? Katie
    Who makes you smile no matter what? My friends and family.
    What:
    Made you laugh last? My friend acting stupid
    Made you cry last? Someone being mean.
    Do you enjoy doing? Hanging with friends, listening to music, watching tv.
    Makes you feel like dancing? Good music.
    Happened yesterday? Met up with Kayla & Sammie.
    Happened last week? School.
    Did you last eat? Mashed potatoes and sweet and sour sauce hahaha.
    Did you last drink? Mt. Dew.
    Did you last say? 'Yeaaaaaah ok".
    When:
    do you feel your happiest? When with friends.
    Do you feel your worst? When alone.
    Did you last visit a friend? 3 days ago.
    Did you last say sorry? 3 days ago.
    Do you usually brush your teeth? At night.
    Do you usually make your bed? In the morning.
    Was the last time you had a meal out? Last Wednesday.
    Do you act stupid? When I'm with my friends.
    Friends:
    Whose your best friend? I have about 6.
    Whose the funniest? Sammie
    The loudest? Jason
    The craziest? Marc
    The most loving? Kayla
    The hard working one? Katie
    Do you miss anyone who is your friend? Yes.
    Random:
    Do you know any sign language? A little.
    Do you like doing Math? No
    Can you laugh at things that aren't funny? Sometimes.
    Do you have nightmares often? Sometimes.
    Are your friends usually good to you? YEAH OF COURSE.
    Who did you last say something mean to? Sammie.
    Do you know someone called Jed? No
    Do you make stuff up for attention? No
    Are you friendly? Yes
    What's your favourite flavour jelly/jello? Strawberry.
    Do you like making up your own food? Ha yeah.
    Do you know your best friends birthday? Yes 7/9/97 <3
    How often do you get chocolate? Once a week maybe.

  10. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    If I just lie here,
    would you lie with me
    and just forget the world?

  11. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Who makes the best quotes on Witty in your opinion?
    Post below! (:
    See who votes for you, too.
    XD

  12. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    &does anyone else wonder why
    New York is called the
    Big Apple?

  13. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    What part of N o didn't you understand?
    Was it the 'N' or the 'O'?
    -ever have your Mum say this to you? :)

  14. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    I'ma be, I'ma be
    I'ma, I'ma, I'ma be.
    no you're not; you're a human.

  15. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    Keep Libya in your thoughts.
    Gadaffi is a cruel, cruel man.
    Lets pray, hope and wish he stops and leaves; too many lives have been damaged.

  16. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Cut Justin Bieber some slack.
    Calling him gay and a girl isn't fair.
    He shouldn't be ashamed of hitting high notes--
    is Justin Timberlake or Bruno Mars?
    He can't help that he has a young face and longish hair; why would he want to anyway.
    Haters have nothing better to do.

  17. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    Y
    not
    The day I stop loving you...
    ... will be the day this
    heart turns
    blue.
    not my format.

  18. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    Magic
    Magic
    I wish I could go back to
    the days I believed in 11:11s
    and magic.♥

  19. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 11:19am UTC
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  20. ChainlettererJocker ChainlettererJocker
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 10:47am UTC
    Be yourself.
    Nobody else can do it better.

:)

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