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  1. Josa11 Josa11
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 11:34am UTC
    My Friend to her lil Sis: "Well Santa's not real!"
    Lil Sis yelled back, "Neither is Edward Cullen!"
    Guess which one ran away crying.

  2. StarsAreFalling StarsAreFalling
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:51am UTC
    "Fall seven times, stand up eight."
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  3. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    I'm gonna clean my room and closet!
    Note: This will take weeks....

  4. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    *Today in Science*
    Teacher: And I'm here. Where's your homework?
    Me: Hello.
    Teacher: Morning.
    lol true story.

  5. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Friend: Are you deaf?!
    Me: What?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Sugarlollies78 Sugarlollies78
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:15am UTC
    T.V: This movie is recommended for mature audiences only.
    Mum: *Tuns to me* Ohh looks like you can't watch this then.
    Me: -.-

  8. xxsteffany25xx xxsteffany25xx
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:22am UTC
    my dad took me on a drive one day to tell me how my mom and him aren't doing so well. he said to me,
    "if your mom leaves me, i'm
    gonna hurt...bad. I believe in
    marriage once and know
    that even when the going
    gets tough, not to leave, but
    to stick it out."
    things like this give me hope ♥

  9. IgotSwag11 IgotSwag11
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:24am UTC
    Justin Bieber
    only writes about swag and fondue huh?
    How about Pray?
    It's about children starving and how he wants to help
    How about Nothing Like Us?
    It's about him and Selena and how he's heartbroken
    How about Be Alright?
    It's about how everything will be alright
    How about Yellow Raincoat
    It's about faking a smile everyday to hide the pain ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    I don't think you realize
    all that I have
    to offer.
    I may not have
    money,
    good appearance,
    confidence,
    humour,
    or intelligence.
    But if you want to see
    what I do have,
    you must open your eyes,
    take a peak into my jumbled mind.
    What will you find?
    Individuality,
    kindness,
    playfullness,
    originality,
    a hopeful mind,
    and a loving heart that will
    forever beat for only you.

  12. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    If we stand for nothing we'll fall for anything

  13. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    This time you.can save yourself

  14. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    I tried being normal.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.

  15. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    "Are you single?"
    No I'm plural.
    "No, I mean, if you're free this weekend."
    No I'm expensive.

  16. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    Him:
    Hey, I miss talking to you...
    Her:
    Hey you're the reason we stopped in the first place... me too :(

  17. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    the thing is, i don't think i'll ever kill myself;
    but if a car was coming straight for me,
    i don't think i'd move.

  18. esdipaola esdipaola
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    That awful moment
    When you're about to go to bed, but you realize you have homework
    Format: twilightgirl995

  19. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    I believe in God with all my heart.
    Jesus Christ is my savior.
    And I'm not trying to shove it down your throat,
    but may I just say,
    you are REALLY missing out.

  20. Celine34 Celine34
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 6:51am UTC
    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    BE FOREVER
    YOUNG

:)

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