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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. LoVeOnLyHuRtS LoVeOnLyHuRtS
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 4:22pm UTC
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    Study shows;
    everyone lives next to a paedophile,
    not me, i live next to two sexy eight year olds

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    Not mine. I just love it

  3. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN
    I send like a 50 word text and all I get back is
    "lol"

  4. xoxoGotNinjaxoxo xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Firetruck Game
    Boy: Lets play the firetruck game
    Girl: How do you play?
    Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you want me to stop
    Girl: Ok :)
    *Few seconds* REDLIGHT!
    Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights ;)

  5. blueberrybabe121 blueberrybabe121
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Wait. Stop. Don't scroll down.
    is that the sound of... tears? but why are you crying! pretty girl like you don't deserve to cry. Now, clean your face honey. get rid of that faded mascara eyeliner and skinny jeans. that straightened hair, put it into a bun. clean your face and leave no trace of it. those skinny jeans? trade them for a pair of sweats, and tee shirt too big for you. now, you've stopped crying right? promise? kay, i trust you. now, go stand in front of a mirror and smile. because this is how you look the prettiest, and all pretty girls deserve to smile.
    yes. even you, because you're beautiful.
    this is how you look best.

  6. iloveyou143 iloveyou143
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    who else #11
    lays in bed and wonders
    -
    if its worth it to get up and pee

    not my format

  7. NeverSayNever18 NeverSayNever18
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    So today this 6th grader came into my class and was being annoying...
    My teacher told him to act his age, not his shoe size
    He replied...
    "Well I'm 12 years old, and my shoe size is 13.
    That just doesn't work out."
    This kid is my HERO <3

  8. KiwiKiwi215 KiwiKiwi215
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    *Texting*
    Mom: Hey hun, what does this mean? ( . )( . )
    Daughter: o.O in what context?
    Mom: Dad says he's in love with my ( . )( . )
    Daughter: Eheheh; Eyes mom. Dad loves your eyes.
    Mom: Aw, that's cute! Thank you!
    Daughter: Be sure to tell him you like his 8=====D Smile
    smartphowned (:

  9. MyHomiesBeKrunk MyHomiesBeKrunk
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    When everything else fails...
    ♥ LOOK CUTE :) ♥


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. claiirebearr claiirebearr
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Depressed?
    Heads phones in,
    volume up,
    ignore the world.

  12. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

  13. carissalynnx29 carissalynnx29
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 10:28am UTC
    You're 5,
    and you have a phone?
    Who are you gonna call?
    Barney?
    not mine

  14. jillybean jillybean
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. Kaymadi34 Kaymadi34
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    Dear math,
    im not a therapist, so solve your own problems okay <3

  16. Neonpandaninjaa Neonpandaninjaa
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    If you die in an Elevator,
    make sure you press the UP button.
    ©Neonpandaninjaa

  17. waifish waifish
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Lucky for you, mirrors can't laugh.

  18. xlivlivpancheri xlivlivpancheri
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    (fact) : you said you loved me
    (fact) : you said you hated her
    (fact) : i believed you
    (fact) : you broke my heart the next day
    (fact) : you went for her
    </3

  19. CassKnowsWhereYouLive444 CassKnowsWhereYouLive444
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    have you ever felt heartbroken... it SUCKS

  20. IzzyIsRawr IzzyIsRawr
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    Say this really slowly :
    I am sofa king retar ded
    Y e s , I f o u n d t h i s f u n n y ;]

:)

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