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Carlito

  1. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 2:22pm UTC
    Dear Canada,
    Thanks for Drake, but take the Bieber kid back.
    Sincerely, Americans
    ;0

  2. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 2:18pm UTC
    Me: I didn't know Wal-Mart had a stripper section?
    Mom: They don't?
    ...
    Me: Oh, sorry that must be Miley Cyrus' new clothing brand.

  3. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 1:26am UTC
    7 years with Harry
    have taught me more about love and life
    than 14 years of Muggle schooling ever will ♥

  4. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 10:39pm UTC
    Dear Vegas,
    Not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
    Sincerely, Herpes.
    ;0

  5. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    Dear School Lockdowns,
    Yeah, they are really going to think we aren't here just because we turn off the lights and cover the windows.
    Sincerely,
    Scared Student.
    ;0

  6. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    Dear Obama,
    They're just so hard to please, aren't they?
    Sincerely, Bush
    ;0

  7. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 5:40pm UTC
    Dear World,
    If you don't want us to take
    all of the jobs, start actually studying in school.
    Sincerely,
    The Asians.
    ;0

  8. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 5:36pm UTC
    Dear Carnivores,
    I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
    Sincerely, TWIST

  9. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 12:46am UTC
    3 Gallons of Bleach $15
    plastic bags,rubber gloves, masking tape, rope: 25$
    chain saw: 200$ &
    look on cashiers face: priceless
    ;)

  10. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 12:40am UTC
    Imagine that online chatting was like a REAL Conversation
    How awkward would it be to
    --->> Stick<<---
    your tongue out
    everytwominutes
    :P

  11. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 12:29am UTC
    If i had a kid at sixteen,
    I'd be homeless, get my butt beaten,
    disowned, and my mom would
    probably go to jail,
    The last thing i'd be is famous and on tv.
    *not my format

  12. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 3:50pm UTC
    Hello Sir,
    I would like to order a McGorgeous
    with a side of great personality.

  13. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 7:01pm UTC
    Forget his hoodie
    he let me wear
    his class ring:)

  14. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 12:20am UTC
    I've made alot of mistakes
    i've accidently done alot of things
    but i've never accidently told someone i loved them
    when i didn't.♥

  15. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    i ' m c r i p p l e d b y t h e f e a r
    that i've
    fallen to far to
    love

  16. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    that fart smell
    when you
    open a bag of Lays
    ---------- ♥ ----------

  17. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    i'm crippled
    by the
    fear
    that i've
    fallen to far to
    l o v e .
    ♥♥♥
    not my format;CREDIT TO WHOEVER.

  18. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 12:06am UTC
    [Tell Me]
    ---->That you
    Love me
    if it's true.<---
    [♥]
    *Not My Format

  19. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 12:01am UTC
    Are you gonna kiss me or not?
    I think you know I like you alot.
    But you're bout to miss your shot.
    Are you gonna' kiss me or not?
    ---------- ♥ ----------

  20. Carlito Carlito
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 12:10am UTC
    & I'll sit here and wonder...
    Do you love me enough
    To let me go?

:)

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