Carlito's Quotes

Carlito
posted a quote
December 24, 2010 2:22pm UTC

Dear Canada,
Thanks for Drake, but take the Bieber kid back.
Sincerely, Americans
;0

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 24, 2010 2:18pm UTC

Me: I didn't know Wal-Mart had a stripper section?
Mom: They don't?
...
Me: Oh, sorry that must be Miley Cyrus' new clothing brand.

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 24, 2010 1:26am UTC

7 years with Harry
have taught me more about love and life
than 14 years of Muggle schooling ever will ♥

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 10:39pm UTC

Dear Vegas,
Not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Sincerely, Herpes.
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Carlito
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 10:29pm UTC

Dear School Lockdowns,
Yeah, they are really going to think we aren't here just because we turn off the lights and cover the windows.
Sincerely,
Scared Student.
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Carlito
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 5:43pm UTC

Dear Obama,
They're just so hard to please, aren't they?
Sincerely, Bush
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Carlito
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 5:40pm UTC

Dear World,
If you don't want us to take
all of the jobs, start actually studying in school.
Sincerely,
The Asians.
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Carlito
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 5:36pm UTC

Dear Carnivores,
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Sincerely, TWIST

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 12:46am UTC

3 Gallons of Bleach $15
plastic bags,rubber gloves, masking tape, rope: 25$
chain saw: 200$ &
look on cashiers face: priceless
;)

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 12:40am UTC

Imagine that online chatting was like a REAL Conversation
How awkward would it be to
--->> Stick<<---
your tongue out
everytwominutes
:P

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 12:29am UTC

If i had a kid at sixteen,
I'd be homeless, get my butt beaten,
disowned, and my mom would
probably go to jail,
The last thing i'd be is famous and on tv.
*not my format

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 3:50pm UTC

Hello Sir,
I would like to order a McGorgeous
with a side of great personality.

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 7:01pm UTC

Forget his hoodie
he let me wear
his class ring:)

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 12:20am UTC

I've made alot of mistakes
i've accidently done alot of things
but i've never accidently told someone i loved them
when i didn't.♥

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 6:00pm UTC

i ' m c r i p p l e d b y t h e f e a r
that i've
fallen to far to
love

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 5:15pm UTC

that fart smell
when you
open a bag of Lays
---------- ♥ ----------

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 5:04pm UTC

i'm crippled
by the
fear
that i've
fallen to far to
l o v e .
♥♥♥
not my format;CREDIT TO WHOEVER.

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 12:06am UTC

[Tell Me]
---->That you
Love me
if it's true.<---
[♥]
*Not My Format

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Carlito
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 12:01am UTC

Are you gonna kiss me or not?
I think you know I like you alot.
But you're bout to miss your shot.
Are you gonna' kiss me or not?
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Carlito
posted a quote
December 10, 2010 12:10am UTC

& I'll sit here and wonder...
Do you love me enough
To let me go?

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