Carebear98

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Member Since: 27 Dec 2011 07:18pm

Last Seen: 19 Jul 2012 02:26pm

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Carebear98
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July 19, 2012 2:22am UTC

I wanna hold your heart in both hands,
not watch it fizzle at the bottom of a coke can.

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Carebear98
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May 6, 2012 10:43pm UTC

That's a pretty shirt.
It would look better on my floor(;

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Carebear98
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March 27, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Doesn't expecting the unexpected,
make the unexpected expected?

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Carebear98
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March 27, 2012 3:40pm UTC

DO YOU WANT A COOKIE B****?

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Carebear98
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March 23, 2012 11:01pm UTC

Good, better, best.
Never let it rest.
Until your good is better,
and your better is best.

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Carebear98
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February 9, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Billy Mays didn't just make me want to buy oxy clean, he made me want to BUY OXY CLEAN!!!

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Carebear98
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January 26, 2012 11:38pm UTC

Math
Lesson: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Test: There are two cammels one is green the other is going left. How much does the earth weigh if the hedgehog is 25 years old?

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Carebear98
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January 18, 2012 3:56pm UTC

WELCOME TO HOLLISTER
May I interest you in a gas mask, earplugs, or a flashlight?

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Carebear98
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January 1, 2012 4:41pm UTC

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