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Captainlawry112

1. Captainlawry112
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   December 21, 2010 1:53pm UTC
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2. Captainlawry112
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   December 17, 2010 1:36pm UTC
   I wish they'd had electric guitars in cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things would've been straightened out.
   
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3. Captainlawry112
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   November 1, 2010 1:43pm UTC
   BEST FRIENDS
   Driving to a house 40 minutes away. half way there:
   Logan: Dude, i forgot the condoms
   Kris: hold on
   My first u-turn at 80 miles an hour. a true sign of friendship!
   
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4. Captainlawry112
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   November 1, 2010 1:38pm UTC
   ME AND KRIS
   Kris- Dude, i need to set an alarm for 6:00 AM
   Logan- Dude, thats in 10 minutes.
   FAIL!!!!
   
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5. Captainlawry112
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   October 28, 2010 1:58pm UTC
   Thank you B.A.T. class, i made a witty profile and know what "apples and apples" is. You inspire me.
   
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6. Captainlawry112
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   October 28, 2010 1:55pm UTC
   ME: I'm getting lucky tonight
   HER: I cant believe you just said that
   ME: Well your mine, so i'm the luckyest guy in the world
   
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