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1. saltyzebras
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2010 12:25am UTC
   "Once Upon a time,
   there was an ugly
   barnacle, he was so
   ugly that everybody died.. the end."
   
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2. lovely17
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2010 5:47pm UTC
   FML. LOL, JK MLIA
   i love it how its just a bunch of letters (:
   
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3. lovely17
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2010 12:39am UTC
   One Day,
   you're going to wake up & realize
   how much you really love me.
   & when that day comes ..
   i'll be waking up with the guy
   that already knew
   
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4. lovely17
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2010 1:23pm UTC
   "ha, i'm older"
   "ha, you'll die first"
   "ha, not if i run you over"
   "ha, umm.."
   
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5. lovely17
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2010 3:08pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. lovely17
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2010 12:11am UTC
   love doesnt have a deffinition ;
   you dont have to hold hands to be in love.
   you dont have to call each other everyday.
   you dont have to make out to express your feelings.
   you dont have to kiss in the rain.
   you dont have to lay underneath the stars.
   there's no rule book to love.
   people communticate differently.
   express differently.
   like different things.
   thats what makes love so magical ,
   its completely yours and only yours.
   
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7. lovely17
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2010 6:23pm UTC
   "i'm having trouble opening this jar."
   "that's because it's a can.."
   - Boy Meets World .
   
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8. lovely17
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2010 11:46pm UTC
   The craziest thing happened today ;
   i went to a nail salon,
   and the person who painted my nails..
   wasn't an Asian.
   my life is officially complete(:
   
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9. lovely17
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2010 11:20pm UTC
   today ;
   i was in the car with my mom
   when an Eminem song comes on ,
   usually my mom hates rap
   & changes the station immediately.
   but today, my mom said "oooo Eminem!"
   and turned the volume up.
   i was in complete shock
   but
   loved it. <33
   
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10. lovely17
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 12:13pm UTC
    "hey, mom?"
    "yeah?"
    "i love you"
    "how much does it cost?"
    i do this alot, but i got it from faceboook (:
    
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11. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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12. lovely17
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 6:45pm UTC
    I LOVE YOU
    SO MUCH,
    IT HURTSY
    
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13. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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14. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. lovely17
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 6:58pm UTC
    "if you're going to be
    two-faced ,
    at least make one of them
    p r e t t y ."
    -Marilyn Monroe (;
    
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16. lovely17
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 12:57pm UTC
    "you got enemies?
    good.
    that means you stood up
    for something."
    -Eminem(:
    
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17. lovely17
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 9:27pm UTC
    "what letter comes before H?
    umm...
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP--
    damn it , i miss it.."
    
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18. lovely17
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:34pm UTC
    does anyone else,
    remember that monkey with
    three eyes,
    who popped up on nickelodeon
    & said
    "hi, i'm Paul"
    
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19. lovely17
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 11:06am UTC
    "i can't hear you..
    .. it's too dark!"
    -Patrick Star(:
    
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20. lovely17
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 2:33pm UTC
    i hate it how ;
    i think of an amazing quote to put on here.
    &
    when i go to put it on,
    i forget it completely.
    
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