Witty Profiles

CandyCookie

1. CandyCookie
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 1:20pm UTC
   Me: Sigh
   Boyfriend: whats wrong baby?
   Me: The hurricane didnt hit our highschool
   Boyfriend: damn thats to bad :P
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
2. CandyCookie
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   W a l - m a r t
   D o t h e y l i k e m a k e w a l l s o r
   s o m e t h i n g ???????????
   - P a ri s H i l t o n
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
3. CandyCookie
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   I Belive we should all pay our tax with a smile. i tried but they wanted cash
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
4. CandyCookie
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2011 9:02pm UTC
   Me: Hey can you do me a favor????
   Hurricane Irene: sure what do you need?
   Me: can you run over that school right over there??
   -Irene kills school-
   Me: =D
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 22 points
5. CandyCookie
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2011 9:06pm UTC
   Awkward......
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
6. CandyCookie
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2011 2:42pm UTC
   ▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨
   * walks in ate *
   teacher: why are you late
   Student: ''I'm late?''
   Teacher: "You just missed an entire period"
   Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant?''
   ▧▥▧▥▨▤▥▨▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
7. CandyCookie
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2011 12:07am UTC
   That awkward moment when you tell your mommy you got your period at school
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
8. CandyCookie
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2011 9:11pm UTC
   HELLO
   my name is...
   Uhhhh i know this one ummmmm
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 20 points
9. CandyCookie
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2011 8:54pm UTC
   Some people are like slinkies........ not really good for anything but you cant help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs down the stairs
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
10. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    I asked god for a bike but i knew he didnt work that way so i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness :)
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 6 points
11. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted to watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said.....take the children and get out of the house.....we'll call the police...we dont have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail. if you dont repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand. JUST 2 B SAFE PUT IT ON YO PAGE
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
12. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    Lalalalalalala
    Fave if bored :)
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
13. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    What % are you hated in school??
    [] Gotten a referral
    []Gotten detention
    []Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
    []Gotten suspended
    []Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 0
    []Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 0 lol
    [] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [] skipped class at least 1 time
    [] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 0
    [] Texted people during class
    [X] Passed notes
    [X] Threw stuff across the room
    [] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 2
    [X] Went on facebook, friendster , witty, xanga , etc on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [] Called people during school hours
    [x] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 4
    [] Gotten a call home
    [] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Gotten a detention and didn't go
    [] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 6
    []Slept in class
    [x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL SO FAR: 7
    Now multiply this by three...
    I am hated by: 21% :D
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 2 points
14. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
15. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
16. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    there
    was
    no
    Justice
    4
    caylee
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
17. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    If you love your mum copy and paste this into a quote. One girl didn't and her mum died 365 days later. ♥
    Sorry chain :P
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
18. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    scary right
    Ya....I'm easily creeped by this stuff so I had to repost it....Sorry...:(
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 1 point
19. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    c l i c k t h e
    ♥ i f y o u a r e
    t h i n k i n g of a l l the
    s o l i g e r s w h o d i d n t
    c o m e h o m e to
    t h e i r w i f e or
    c h i l d r e n
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points
20. CandyCookie
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    that awkward
    momment when someone locks you in a closet and you enter narnia!
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles