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Hamida*
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August 22, 2013 2:10pm UTC

My school starts did Monday :((

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steffykins
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August 3, 2013 3:01am UTC

me: can you drive me somewhere?
person: no way I don't feel like it
me: I'll buy you something
person: DUDE LET'S GO

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steffykins
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August 2, 2013 3:21am UTC

genie: YOU GET THREE WISHES!
me: Oh my goodness yay!
genie: Oh and by the way you can't wish for more wishes
me: I wish that I could wish for more wishes
genie:
genie:
genie: d.amn

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steffykins
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 1:34pm UTC

I talk about wanting a boyfriend but I
don't even know what I'd do with one
like what do you do just kiss him and
then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

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steffykins
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 1:39pm UTC

a girl's favorite songs will tell you more about her feelings than her lips ever will.

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steffykins
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 1:56pm UTC

shoutout to sidewalks
for keeping me off the streets

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steffykins
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:55pm UTC

me: *says witty remark*
person: *silence*
me:
me:
me: it sounded better in my head

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steffykins
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:23pm UTC

ask me something
ask.fm/steffykins97

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steffykins
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:40pm UTC

friend: I'm hungry, can I have something to eat?
best friend: b.itch, out of the way you're blocking the fridge

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 2:14pm UTC

i wish i could be a youtuber but
1)too awkward
2)don’t have a nice camera
3)not attractive enough
4)not interesting enough
5)not creative in any way

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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00justxaxperson00
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 1:33pm UTC

Guess, what guys!!!! I kinda need a thunder buddie!!! Comment if you wanna be mine!!!

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ChelseaGale
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 11:02am UTC

HAKUNA MATATA
It means no worries for the rest off your days.

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steffykins
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 11:28pm UTC

Sometimes I get so wrapped up in Witty that I don't even realize I have to pee
and it just builds up inside me
and then after a really long while I realize that my bladder is about to explode

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steffykins
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 12:31am UTC

I cannot wait for autumn.
hoodies. bonfires. leaves falling. football season. halloween. scarves. amazing colors. apple cider. jumping in leaves. thanksgiving. UGGs. new school year. hot chocolate. caramel apples. pumpkins. s'mores. blankets. rainy days. jeans. hayrides. friends. cool breezes. good TV. sweatpants. late night walks. sweaters. baking. candles. the smell of cinammon. lattes. corn mazes. snuggling. outdoor concerts. jean jackets. caramel corn. apple pie. homecoming. owls. fireplaces.
the chill in the air.

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Hamida*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 10:18am UTC

That awkward moment when...
A writer/poet follows you!
OMG thats like a big deal because I really want to be a writer and... its like wow!!

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