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CameraKissinLosers

1. CameraKissinLosers
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 1:33am UTC
   Me: Sh*t, I failed.
   Friend: Me too!
   Both: High Five!
   
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2. CameraKissinLosers
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 1:27am UTC
   not my format
   Cool Story Bro.
   --------------------
   my favorite part was when you stopped talking.
   nmq/nmf
   
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3. CameraKissinLosers
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 1:25am UTC
   Roses are red, violets are blue
   I have 5 fingers
   and the middle one is for you.
   
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4. CameraKissinLosers
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 1:23am UTC
   not my format
   I like people who can keep the conversation going
   no matter how random the topics get.
   
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5. CameraKissinLosers
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   April 8, 2012 1:20am UTC
   The only constant thing in life is change.
   Format by kclove5layouts
   
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6. CameraKissinLosers
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 1:13am UTC
   ♥
   L a y i n g
   in bed, remembering a conversation and
   imagining what you should've said.
   
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7. CameraKissinLosers
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 1:04am UTC
   not my format
   Two reasons why I'm fat:
   1. I eat when I'm bored
   2. I'm bored a lot.
   
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8. CameraKissinLosers
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 12:56am UTC
   You didn't catch my eye
   right away but once you did, I swear I couldn't look away.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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9. CameraKissinLosers
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 12:53am UTC
   not my format
   No matter how carefully you choose
   your words, they'll always end up being twisted.
   
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10. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    "OMG! I WANT TH I S!",
    *Looks at price tag*
    "Never mind..."
    
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11. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    Finnishing a good movie and having to face the reality of your boring life.
    
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12. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    not my format
    Oh, I can't cook?
    you ovbiously haven't tried my cereal.
    
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13. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Putting lmfao or rofl
    and know damn well that you're just sitting there with less.
    expression then a brick.
    tumblr/nmf.
    
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14. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    not my format
    Not finnishing
    a sentence because your'e laughing
    too hard about the ending.
    
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15. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Boys fall in love
    with what they see and girls fall in love with what they hear.That's why girls wear makeup and boys lie.
    
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16. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    5 minutes and no faves? Well then!
    *Deletes status*
    Format: twilightgirl995
    
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17. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    "Class, I'm coming around to check your homework"
    "Homework? Sh*t!"
    not my format
    
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18. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    not my format
    We breathe air.
    Trees make air.
    Homework kills trees.
    Therefore,
    Homework kills us.
    
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19. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when someone is watching you eat.
    
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20. CameraKissinLosers
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    He's anoying, he's hilarious, he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind and he's everything I want.
    
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