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  1. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC
    True Yolo.
    French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
    British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
    Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
    Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
    Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
    American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

  2. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC
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  3. Xxanni12 Xxanni12
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    The True Beauty Challenge.
    The rules:
    For one day you're not allowed wear makeup, tight clothes, short clothes or straighten/curl your hair.
    You have to wear sweatpants, a loose top, a baggy jumper, ugg boots, throw your hair up in a ponytail or a messy bun and write 'True Beauty' on your wrist.
    You aren't allowed fake anything, no faking a smile, no pretending to like somebody, no pretending to be somebody you're not.
    You be your true self for a full 24 hours.
    I made this up myself! Please help spread the word!
    -Lil_JLSter

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Have you ever laid on your bed
    at night and cried because you're not good enough?
    Counted all your flaws and felt worse about yourself.
    And just felt too ugly and alone...

  5. COOL_STORY_BRO COOL_STORY_BRO
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Why did the Chicken cross the road?
    idk, why?
    to go to your house! Knock Knock
    whos there?
    the chicken.

  6. CrazyDervz CrazyDervz
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:54am UTC
    Omg!
    did you know that if you press 3 and hit the fave button at
    the same time a picture of a panda comes up!
    weird right?

  7. Everpink Everpink
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 1:09am UTC
    Him: What should I do?
    Me: Just follow your heart.
    Him: What do you think my heart says?
    Me: I don't know, I'm not your heart.
    Him: Well, you're most if it.Everpink


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. lilcrystalrock lilcrystalrock
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    ʇɹɐɯs uɹɐp ʎʇʇǝɹd ɹnoʎ uǝɥʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ƃuıuɹnʇ ʇnoɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

  10. Lost_in_time Lost_in_time
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 1:34pm UTC
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  11. loveorhate loveorhate
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    the perfect boyfriend;
    tickle fights. late night phone calls. kisses in the rain. his sweater. comforts you when your upset. ignores your mistakes. always forgives you no matter what. barely ever gets mad at you. chooses you over his friends. always wants you to have a good time. inside jokes. no secrets. tells you your beautiful. does everything in his power to make you happy. sings to you no matter how bad his voice may be. gives you small presents even if they're drawings he made himself. sends you extremely cute text messages. is friends with your friends. does what you want to do. gets along great with your parents. goofs around with you. tells you he loves you. {♥ }
    nmq&nmf
    { }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

  12. x_iwillnotfall_x x_iwillnotfall_x
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    if a girl admits she
    likes you
    just remember,
    it took her
    every ounce of courage she has;
    don't take her f or granted.
    - Wiz Khalifa.

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #68
    two out of five people marry their first love.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  14. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    love is like
    a rubberband. We keep pulling, someone lets go,
    and it hurts the one who held on.
    -not my format-

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