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CHEERingismylife2

1. CHEERingismylife2
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 4:46pm UTC
   You know those "who id like to meet" boxes? I bet everyone puts some kind of celebrity. I would put "my soul mate" because im tired of getting my heart broken trying to find him.
   
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2. CHEERingismylife2
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   November 26, 2011 1:21pm UTC
   That awkward moment when the guy that invented the segway.....
   dies on a segway..
   
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3. CHEERingismylife2
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   November 13, 2011 10:11pm UTC
   "Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died."
   The End
   
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4. CHEERingismylife2
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 2:01am UTC
   Girls are like phones:
   We love to be held,
   and talked too
   but if you press the wrong button...
   you'll be disconnected!
   
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5. CHEERingismylife2
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   November 10, 2011 1:59am UTC
   Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
   everyone can see it,
   but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
   
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6. CHEERingismylife2
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   November 10, 2011 1:57am UTC
   ENERGIZER bunny arrested...
   Charged with battery.
   
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7. CHEERingismylife2
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   November 10, 2011 1:55am UTC
   If you die in an elevator..
   Make sure to press the UP button
   
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8. CHEERingismylife2
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   November 10, 2011 1:53am UTC
   The road to success...
   Is ALWAYS under
   CONSTRUCTION.
   
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9. CHEERingismylife2
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   November 10, 2011 1:51am UTC
   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains
   because the average man can see better than he can think.
   
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10. CHEERingismylife2
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    November 10, 2011 1:48am UTC
    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky
    and I thought to myself,
    Where the hell is the ceiling?
    
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11. CHEERingismylife2
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    November 10, 2011 1:44am UTC
    Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
    The world owes you nothing...
    It was here first.
    
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12. CHEERingismylife2
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    November 10, 2011 1:41am UTC
    I don't sleep...
    Clowns might eat me..
    
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13. CHEERingismylife2
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    November 9, 2011 11:55pm UTC
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14. CHEERingismylife2
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    November 8, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    Guns dont kill people....
    Dads with pretty daughters kill people.
    
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15. CHEERingismylife2
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    November 8, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    KEEP HOEING YOU HOE!
    
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16. CHEERingismylife2
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    November 8, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    It's the glimmer of hope when times are tough;
    It's a bit more patience when we've had enough.
    It's that thoughtful smile when ones desperately needed,
    It's that extra push, a reason why we've succeeded.
    This part of our personality which never fails to strive,
    Is the creator of our goals and the source of our drive.
    We are enthused about life, optimistic about what's to be,
    Because the cheerleader inside looks for the best of life you see.
    It's the strong support upon which you stand,
    It emerges as a friend to lend you a hand.
    Where does this light come from, where does the ray start?
    It shines in your mind, but ignites in your heart.
    The confidence to try, the will to believe,
    The acceptance of failure and the way to achieve.
    It's very close by, its something we trust.
    It's the fighter inside, it's the cheerleader within us.
    
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17. CHEERingismylife2
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    November 8, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    I remember when I used ennie meenie minee mo to make my decisions
    I wish it was still that simple...
    
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