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Burbear

1. monkeydancer98
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   May 10, 2012 4:01pm UTC
   HUG ME BROTHA!!!!!
   ~fav if you know where this is from
   
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2. tswiftfan13
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   May 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when ;
   you realize you probably shouldnt have told someone something. ♥
   
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3. RagzluvsSiva
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   May 11, 2012 9:55am UTC
   Popular Girl: Haha you're sooo ugly and stupid.
   Me:I bet you were born on the highway.
   Her: What?
   Me: Because I hear that's where the most accidents happen.
   
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5. AlwaysxAxDreamer
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   April 25, 2012 1:23pm UTC
   Hearing 2 People Talk In A Foreign Language
   99% Wish they spoke that language
   1% Think: Those bxxches better not be talking about me.
   Fave if your that 1%
   
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6. MayWinner
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   April 24, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   I find absolutely nothing wrong with swearing.
   All words are just that, words,
   Unless they are used to hurt another.
   But if that's what defines a swear word,
   Then anything can be one.
   
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7. fieldhockeychik12
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   April 24, 2012 8:10pm UTC
   When at a restuarant:
   No matter how full you are, there's always space for french fries.
   
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9. PennyCP98
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   April 24, 2012 10:47am UTC
   Why do people eat junk food when they’re stressed?
   Cuz STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!!!!!!!
   
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10. Matt_the_Wildcat
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    April 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    When you're watching an animal movie and you see a really ugly animal and you say to you're friend "Hey, that's you!"(:
    
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11. purplelollipops
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    April 24, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Dear God,
    Please give back Steve Jobs and we will give you Justin Bieber in return.
    Sincerely, Non Beliebers.
    
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12. NeverForgetYourBeauty
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    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.
    
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13. Burbear
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    April 20, 2012 9:42am UTC
    Adam Sandler (Waterboy): "Mama, ma-mama-mama mama-mama"
    Adam Sandler (Billy Madison): "T-T-Today Jr.!"
    Hypocrite
    
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14. koreanteddybearrr
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    March 19, 2012 9:31am UTC
    I LOVE KATHY LU BECAUSE SHE IS A LOSER CHICKEN<33
    
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15. drunkengorilla1
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    April 17, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
    
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16. tooawesometobereal
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    April 18, 2012 11:38am UTC
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17. 
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18. 
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20. 4evermeee
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    April 18, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    What do you call identical boobs?
    Identities
    -Louis Tomlinson
    [♥] if you get it (:
    twitter [[[[
    
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