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  1. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Top 4 Wishes.
    Get rich without Working
    Be smart without studying
    Falling in love without getting hurt.
    Eating without getting fat.
    nmq / nmf.

  2. Gracie_says_hi Gracie_says_hi
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    JULY 5TH;
    Every Wittian,
    put a 'W' on your hand see how many Wittians are out there.
    Spread the word.
    nmq

  3. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    //////////////////////
    Typing lol rofl and lmao
    and knowing you're sitting there
    with less expression than a brick.
    CookieDoughFormats
    nmq

  4. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    I wish I could negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom.
    me: okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
    spider: no probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
    me:oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and you can tell him just to move out until it's done
    spider: sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.

  5. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Michael Jacob Matthew Joshua Christopher Nicholas Brandon Tyler Andrew Austin Daniel Joseph William Zachary John David Ryan Anthony James Justin Jonathan Alexander Kyle Robert Christian Dylan Jordan Samuel Jose Kevin Noah Benjamin Thomas Nathan Hunter Cameron Aaron Ethan Eric Jason Brian Caleb Cody Logan Luis Adam Steven Connor Timothy Charles Sean Juan Jared Gabriel Alex Richard Patrick Trevor Nathaniel Isaiah Jack Carlos Devin Evan Bryan Mark Isaac Jeremy Chase Angel Elijah Ian Adrian Jesse Dakota Luke Jesus Cole Stephen Antonio Garrett Tanner Blake Kenneth Spencer Mason Miguel Dalton Seth Paul Victor Tristan Jeffrey Alejandro Bryce Lucas Brendan Travis Marcus Jake
    FAVE If I mentioned Him <3
    Comment his name <3

  6. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
    Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

  7. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I want Morgan Freeman
    to narrate
    my life.

  8. IHangWithDSNOP IHangWithDSNOP
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    wide awake and i can see
    x - x - x the perfect sky is torn.
    nmf

  9. blairisepic blairisepic
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    4 words I never want to hear:
    I don't love you.
    I found someone else.
    It was never real.
    We need to talk.
    You're going to die.
    Your ___ is dead.
    You can't have kids.
    I don't remember you.
    Let's just be friends.
    We can't be together.
    I never loved you.
    ONE DIRECTION BROKE UP

  10. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    True Directioner Quotes #11
    Watching the One Direction tour front row... from behind my computer screen.
    nmq

  11. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    True Directioner Problems #12
    So. Many. Rumors.
    nmq

  12. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    True Directioner Problems #13
    Realizing that your grandma probably has a better chance of dating Harry than you do.
    nmq

  13. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    True Directioner Problems #15
    When Directionators overuse the inside jokes and say them wrong.

  14. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    True Directioner Problems #16
    Their nearest concert to you is on Calypso, Saturn's eleventh moon.
    nmq

  15. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    True Directioner Problems #17
    Feeling insanely protective over Niall when someone insults him.
    nmq

  16. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    True Directioner Problems #18
    Never closing Twitter or Tumblr so you don't miss anything.
    nmq

  17. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    True Directioner Problems #20
    Trying to explain how they are gay but not really.
    nmq

  18. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    True Directioner Problems #19
    The fact that I haven't met them yet breaks my heart.
    nmq

  19. ShellyyGottSkillss ShellyyGottSkillss
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    100th quotee..
    but you probably wont like this, because it's ugly..
    society taught you a lot,didn't it?

  20. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Liam and Danielle teaching their kids how to count
    Danielle: One, two, three...
    Liam: Flick!
    nmf/nmq

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