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  1. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
     January 31, 2016 12:13pm UTC
    my only fear is life won't turn out as good as i thought it would be.
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  2. wall-e* wall-e*
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     January 22, 2016 7:27am UTC
    i really want to be cast as a roman soldier in a history video. it would be so much fun! you get to fake stab people with your plastic sword, while screaming like a maniac.
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  3. wall-e* wall-e*
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     January 19, 2016 6:06pm UTC
    plot twist!!
    i'm not a total b.tch if you get to know me.
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  4. wall-e* wall-e*
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     January 19, 2016 6:05pm UTC
    two types of teachers:
    the good ones, and the ones who tell you to take your hat off.
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  5. wall-e* wall-e*
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     December 24, 2015 8:29pm UTC
    "on the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."is this guy some kind of bird collecter?
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  6. wall-e* wall-e*
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     December 17, 2015 5:11pm UTC
    i love the feeling of not caring.
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     December 13, 2015 7:06pm UTC
    you had her. she was perfect. why did you do this to her?
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     December 9, 2015 4:11pm UTC
    it's impossible for me to shut off my thoughts...
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  9. wall-e* wall-e*
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     December 8, 2015 5:08pm UTC
    i like to eat when i'm doing my homework. and i do my homework in my bed.
    i lose so many cheerios in my bed, it's not even funny.
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  10. wall-e* wall-e*
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     December 4, 2015 12:34pm UTC
    i roll my eyes so much at school, one day, they're probably goint to roll out of my head.
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  11. wall-e* wall-e*
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     December 3, 2015 8:46pm UTC
    i stopped caring what you think a very long time ago. youre a bit too late.
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  12. wall-e* wall-e*
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     December 2, 2015 7:22pm UTC
    "i was like totally buggin'."
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     December 1, 2015 7:33pm UTC
    accidentally typing "y" instead of "t" or "t" instead of "y" is one of yhe mosy annoting yhings in yhe world.
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     December 1, 2015 7:24pm UTC
    dairy queen ice cream cake = childhood
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     December 1, 2015 6:34pm UTC
    when i'm procrastinating, the internet works fine, but when i actually do homework, it doesn't...
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     November 28, 2015 9:54pm UTC
    "i'm tired. i think i'll go home now."
    -Forrest Gump
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  17. wall-e* wall-e*
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     November 26, 2015 7:28pm UTC
    me: what do you think of my attitude?
    my sister: you need a heart sometimes.
    me: i do, it's just a cold heart ;)
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  18. wall-e* wall-e*
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     November 23, 2015 8:02pm UTC
    it's sometimes hard to come up with funny quotes for witty because whenever i make a joke, it has a lot to do with the situation i'm currently in, and its just hard to explain in a quote and still make it funny.
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  19. wall-e* wall-e*
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     November 18, 2015 7:55pm UTC
    does anyone know how to change the cursor on my page?
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  20. wall-e* wall-e*
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     November 18, 2015 7:45pm UTC
    i cant tell if i'm hungry or just bored.
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