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  1. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 10:55am UTC
    I accidentally released some code that
    made everything look odd.
    I'm fixing it now.
    -Steve

  2. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Last Night I Was Texting My Bestfriend And Him;
    i was complaining to my bestfriend how 'he' never notices me and stuff
    she then told me to tell him how i really feel.
    so i got the courage and did
    at 1:00am i texted him:
    '"you make my heart stop whenever i see you with that cute little half grin on your face,
    when you talk to me even if its just a simple 'hi' it makes my day like 30x better.
    those longs hugs i used to get from you gave me butterflies.
    i could say more but it wouldn't fit in a text, i just had to tell you, i couldn't keep it in anymore..."
    his reply ?
    "That's pretty awesome. Your cute"
    needless to say i was freaking out for hours.
    [-mines.<3-]

  3. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    MLIA's #20
    Today I was walking past a class when i heard someone shout, "DID YOU PUT MAYONNAISE IN MY DRINK WHILE I WASN'T LOOKING YES OR NO?!" The person was dead serious.
    MLIA.

  4. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    MLIA's #19
    Today I was waiting in the car while my mom was in Walmart. Parked across from our car was a giant monster truck, and next to it was a cute little Volkswagen bug. I saw a little old lady coming out, and saw her going toward the cars. i thought she was going to get in the bug, and i let out a very quiet "Aw." The little old lady then passed the bug, got in the monster truck, smiled at me, and drove away.
    MLIA

  5. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    MLIA's #18
    Today I was in the bathroom, and i noticed white paint covering some of the graffiti on the stall. Most of the graffiti was done in dark permanent marker and you could still see it throught the paint. One read "white paint cannot defeat the Dark Lord, foolish muggle." i have to agree.
    MLIA.

  6. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    MLIA's #17
    This whole week my mom has been telling our family about this new shampoo she ordered online. It's not from a popular brand but she thinks it's the best thing ever and has been going on and on about how soft her hair now feels. Yesterday, while in the shower I saw the bottle and I picked it up. It looked like a normal shampoo so i didn't understand what could make it so special. As I was putting it down however, I noticed that in small print on the back it read "for best results use on dogs with medium to long hair" I laughed out loud and put it back in its place. I don't think I'll tell her.
    MLIA

  7. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    And I Laugh At #6
    People who try to hard to be funny
    and you just laugh at
    their stupidness
    <3
    *allmines

  8. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    I miss it i miss it all
    the tight, long hugs,
    those cold days you let me borrow your sweater,
    those late night talks,
    those fun summer days,
    all of the memories,
    the conversations that lasted for hours
    instead of 5 minutes...
    i also miss the you I remember
    the you i fell for
    You know, the one who didn't care about what people
    said when he talked to me,
    the one who actually liked talking to me
    i know so much about you,
    it makes me sound like a stalker,
    but you told me things
    the only thing you remember about me
    is my favourite movie. and how
    on those summer nights we'd be on the phone
    and we watched 'The Cinderella Story' over and over again.
    i wish you cared as much as i do,
    i wish you knew how i feel..

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    January 24, 2011 8:22pm UTC
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    January 24, 2011 1:33pm UTC
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  11. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    Yesterday I Had A Few Friends Over, Including Him.
    We Were Just Fooling Around And Decided To Text
    One Of Our Gullible Friends
    (Who Has Also missed School For A Couple Months)
    And Tell Her that Were Dating. I Can't Wait Until Tomorrow,
    When She Makes us "Prove" That Were Actually Dating,
    By Doing Couple Stuff

  12. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    & Yesterday He Came To My Birthday Party,
    If He Didn't Come, I Wouldn't Have
    Smiled The Whole Day

  13. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    And I Laugh At #4
    When people try to sing
    and they clearly cant.
    *allmines.

  14. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 8:45pm UTC
    And I Laugh At #3
    When people walk confidently
    then all of a sudden
    they trip over a rock
    :)
    *allimes.

  15. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 8:42pm UTC
    When I was 13, I had my first love
    There was nobody that compared to my baby
    And nobody came between us who could ever come above
    {-you'rewelcomewittyprofiles :) -}

  16. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 10:23am UTC
    Every guy i talk to always shows me a lovesong
    and then end up ignoring me months after,
    the first guy showed me the song
    'I'm Yours- Jason Mraz'
    the second guy showed me
    'La La La-LMFAO'
    and the most recent song is
    'Perfect Two-Auburn'
    Is this their way of telling me something,
    am i supposed to get a hint ?

  17. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:39pm UTC
    You may be a jerk,
    but i still like you
    <3
    *allmines

  18. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:37pm UTC
    And all i want is to feel important;
    is that too much to ask for ?
    allmines*

  19. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 10:32am UTC
    && I Feel Like I'm Being Replaced
    [-allmine.-]
    [-</3-]

  20. Broken_x Broken_x
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 2:56pm UTC
    Carly: You're In Trouble !
    Sam: Who Has Urine Trouble ?

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