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1. BroAndChickTips_
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2012 9:13pm UTC
   BroTip#263:
   Yolo is a legit motto to live by. But don't forget Dalad. "Don't act like a dumba ss."
   
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2. BroAndChickTips_
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   April 23, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   BroTip#23:
   "Let me think about it". Really means, "Let me think of a nice way to reject you."
   
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3. BroAndChickTips_
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   April 23, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   ChickTip#733:
   Feelings are not something that should be
   f * cked with. Never lead a guy on.
   
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4. BroAndChickTips_
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   April 23, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   ChickTip#223:
   High expectations only lead to higher disappointments.
   
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5. BroAndChickTips_
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   April 22, 2012 10:32pm UTC
   BroTip#313:
   Avoid the gym in January, it's still full of New Year's resolution people. *
   
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6. BroAndChickTips_
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   April 22, 2012 11:23am UTC
   BroTip#124:
   The more original you are, the more people will copy you.
   
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7. BroAndChickTips_
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   April 22, 2012 10:17am UTC
   BroTip#63:
   To the people that brag about "knowing the band before it was famous" Were you in the band before it was famous? no. stfu.
   
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8. BroAndChickTips_
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   April 22, 2012 10:06am UTC
   BroTip#54:
   Live everyday like you're Glenn Coco.
   
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9. BroAndChickTips_
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   April 22, 2012 10:05am UTC
   BroTip#27:
   Playing hype music at the lowest volume defeats the purpose. Turn that sh * t up or change the song.
   
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10. BroAndChickTips_
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    April 22, 2012 9:57am UTC
    ChickTip#12:
    It's fun to play hard to get every once in a while. But keep in mind..Guys DO move on.
    
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11. BroAndChickTips_
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    April 22, 2012 9:54am UTC
    ChickTip#76:
    If a guy whistles at you, Don't turn your head, You're a lady. Not a f * cking dog.
    
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12. BroAndChickTips_
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    April 21, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    ChickTip#29:
    Use proper grammar. No OnEe LyKeZ a ChiCk wHo0 tY3z lyKe DizZ ...... ....
    
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13. BroAndChickTips_
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    April 21, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    BroTip#26:
    If your jeans are tighter then your girlfriends, You have a problem.
    
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14. BroAndChickTips_
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    April 21, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    ChickTip#23:
    Don't waste your time crying over somebody who wouldn't cry over you.
    
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