BrittneyFerdig14

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BrittneyFerdig14

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Member Since: 2 Jul 2011 09:08pm

Last Seen: 2 Apr 2013 08:54pm

Birthday: September 21

Location: Aurora, Colorado

Gender: F

user id: 189969

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 7:56pm UTC

what happened to witty.... its turned all sad and depressing. what happened to all the happy funny quotes and the people that got the top quotes? Guys i think ima quit witty it changed

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:57am UTC

Comment Your Birthday
& find your twin ! (:
nmf

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 4:00pm UTC

an English professer wrote
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his class to punctuate it correctly
all the men wrote
"a woman, without her man is nothing."
all the women wrote
"a woman: without her,
man is nothing."
PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL!

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:20pm UTC

When I die,
I want my gravestone to say "DONT JUST STAND THERE, WATER MY FLOWERS!!

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC

10 Things To Do At Walmart:
1.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute
intervals
2.Move 'Caution: Wet Floor' signs to carpeted areas
3.Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department
4.Attempt to fit yourself and others into large gym
bags
5.Draw mustaches on all the pictures and
mannequins
6.Throw things over into neighboring aisles
7.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of
wrapping paper
8.Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store
9.Two words: Marco. Polo.
10.When an announcement comes over the loud
speakers, assume the fetal position and scream, 'No,
no! It's the voices again!'

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:12pm UTC

I Hate It How Your Nice
To The Weird Kid
& Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:08pm UTC

So I heard you like bad boys...
Yeah
Well not to brag but, I never read the 'Terms and Conditions ' on websites.
NMF

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Dear perverts,
I don't suck on popsicles, I viciously bite them.
Sincerely, how's that for a mental picture?

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC

That mysterious toothbrush
In your bathroom that no one uses.
♥

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:00pm UTC

When my hair looks good:
8%- school/out in public
92%- At home, right before I go to bed.

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:58pm UTC

I wish people
looked like
their
personalities

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:55pm UTC

"Cinderella walked on broken glass
Audora let a whole lifetime pass
Belle fell inlove with a hideous beast
Jasmine married a common thief
Ariel walked on land for love and life
Snow White barely escaped the knife
Rapunzel had to find a new dream
Tiana kissed her prince and turned green
Mulan left to be a man
Pocahontas stayed to save her land.
It's all about smiles and tears;
because love means facing our biggest fears."

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:53pm UTC

I don't get how someone can say
"I can't believe I dated that"
because at one point in time, they said
"I can't believe that's mine"

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 1:04am UTC

Hi, , I'm a bed.
I will stay with you forever & never leave you. When you
are sad, I'll be there for you & I will do nothing
to hurt you. ♥

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 12:58am UTC

Teacher: "Why are you late ?"
Student: "I'm late?"
Teacher: "You just missed an entire period.."
Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant?"

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 12:56am UTC

At night, I put the blankets waaay
over my head. Because you know,
If there's a murderer in my house, he'll walk in and be like
"I'm gonna kic- Aw shoot that person's under a blanket, I can't get him now!"
<3

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 12:53am UTC

That mysterious toothbrush
In your bathroom that no one uses.
♥

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 12:50am UTC

i wonder how people
would react if i walked in seaworld with a fishing pole

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 12:48am UTC

Happy birthday mommy! I got you a mug (:
Thanks! What does it look like?
Well, it says "World's Best Grandma on it".
But I'm not a grandma?
...Surprise..!
HOME, NOW.
not my quote.

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BrittneyFerdig14
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Im Sorry,
Im The Jelouse Type

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