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BriBear

  1. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    I just finished my big book ! 709 pages...
    of coloring ;)
    Great.. I need new crayons Dx
    *nmf

  2. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    Every time a bird poops on my car,
    I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch to show them what I'm capable of.
    *nmf

  3. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    It's a good thing
    McDonalds
    doesn't sell
    Hot Dogs...
    I wouldn't be able to
    order a McWeiner
    without laughing..
    xD
    By MaiiEeeShaSha

  4. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    I get jelous
    When he talks to other people...
    I'm not even dating him... :c
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    I fell in love.
    All these heartbreaking
    quotes....
    Are making me uneasy
    and less happy... :c
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    I'm hungry for rice... :/
    Rainbow rice !!! :D
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    "I was made for loving you baby!"
    Singing along to Kiss
    Like a Boss xD
    That was lame...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    True story:
    Someone was trying to commit
    SUICIDE.
    I wanted to help them even though
    I didn't know them...
    I told them not to do it ....
    They responded:
    I read your notebook.
    All it talked about was how you wish to die.
    If I don't commit it, you won't either.
    That was 3 years ago.
    Now,
    We are the best of friends
    nmf

  9. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:14pm UTC
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    September 26, 2011 5:34pm UTC
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  11. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    Why can't life be like witty ?

  12. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>>
    What I do when I feel like I feel right now:
    Go to witty and to the break up category
    Read the stories.. and cry

  13. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    I have an announcement to make !
    I have lost my mind
    If found, please handle with care
    Because it may blow at any moment
    I apologize for the inconvenience
    But could you return it anyway ?!
    ~BriBear >:3

  14. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    I'm not talking to myself . I'm only talking to me and I .
    I got into a fight with myself a week ago and I'm
    still mad at her . >:)
    ~BriBear

  15. BriBear BriBear
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    August 24, 2011 5:54pm UTC
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  16. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    When someone is rude to me I think...
    "I need to give their parents some condoms so THAT never happens again !"
    Anyone agree ?!(:
    ~BriBear

  17. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    You laugh, I laugh
    You cry, I cry
    You jump off a cliff...
    I yell "DO A FLIP !!!"
    ~BriBear

  18. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    Dude . Ki s s me a nd I' l l f x c k y o u f o r f ree : )

  19. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Would you please cover your mouth while talking ?! I think you have stupid and I do not wish to catch it !!! >:3

  20. BriBear BriBear
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    It cracks me up when in a scary movie, the person yells out "Hello" as if the killer is to say "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich ?!"
    ~BriBear

:)

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