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  1. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    I love how in Zoey 101 everyone makes fun of Chases bushy hair...meanwhile they should start looking at Logan for a change.

  2. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Waiting for that guy you like to text you back
    Then you realize you get a text... from your mom
    Shes telling you to "Do the chores".
    You tell you mom "Ok mom, ill do it!".
    Another text shows up on your screen and you think its your mom
    You think to yourself " Oh my god mom what do you want now!?!?!?
    Its the guy you like saying hey

  3. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Shut up voices!
    ...Or ill poke you with and Q-tip again!

  4. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Texting the boy I like:
    Me: Hey
    Guy: Hey
    Me: Whuddduuup?
    Guy: nmu?
    Me: nm just chillen... i gotta question
    Guy: Yeaahh?
    Me: ya likin anyone these days?
    Guy: yea u
    Me: i like you too:)
    Guy: As in you... i meant wbu...
    Me: ..gotta go bye
    (This actually happened to me yesterday... exact words...)
    ADVICE: Never do this to a guy when you like that guy!

  5. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    *SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!*
    *- Elf ♥*

  6. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    A bad girlfriend would watch her boyfriend play Black Ops!
    But a good girlfriend would grab the controller and tell him " This is how its done!"

  7. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    *I'm not Fred Flinstone*
    *But I can make your BEDROCK!*

  8. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    *Love never dies, It only
    Gets stronger within time.*

  9. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Smile,
    And the world will smile with you
    Laugh,
    And they'll all
    Think your on drugs.

  10. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    THERE ARE NO
    STUPID QUESTIONS
    JUST STUPID
    PEOPLE.

  11. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    Do you have a band-aid?
    Because I just scraped my knee falling 4 you!

  12. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    Wal-Mart
    Do they like make walls there?
    - Paris Hilton
    :)

  13. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    There is always that one disgusting kid in your class that doesn't cover his nose or mouth when he sneezes or coughs!
    *Gotta love em!*

  14. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    We live in an age
    When the pizza gets to
    Your home before
    the police

  15. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    Having a cough attack right in the middle of class and everyone is starring at you
    Then thinking WTF JUST HAPPENED?!?!

  16. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    If you love something, let it go.
    If it comes back to you, It's yours.
    If it doesn't, it never was.

  17. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    1 4 3
    Means I love you.
    1 Letter in I
    4 Letters in Love
    3 Letters in You

  18. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    Watching TV... Then all of a sudden hearing that LOUD storm alert!
    SCARES ME SO MUCH!

  19. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    I'm not perfect.
    Nobody is.
    Everybody has their own little perks that they're not proud of.
    But I'm proud for not being perfect.

  20. BrItTaNy5141 BrItTaNy5141
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    Walking down the stairs and thinking that theres one more step after the last step and tripping on air... Then your thinking...
    WTF??

:)

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