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  1. swaggin_destiny swaggin_destiny
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Here's To The Kids
    Who Are Single On Valentine's Day!

  2. Primula Primula
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 9:52am UTC
    I just hate when your friend does you a favor and the next thing you know they expect something in return....
    comment or favorite if you feel the same way

  3. cutie25 cutie25
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 10:25am UTC
    I saw this really cute guy at the mall the other day he had long curly brown hair and was wearing a snapback, turns out he goes to school with my friend nd hes in 3 of her classes and her knowing I thought he was cute nd I like guys like him, jokesters and funny, told me she was gonna give him my number :p my friends know me soo well and she thinks he likes me cuz when we were in Panera where we saw him, he nd his friends purposely walked out the door we were siting by instead of the door they were sitting next to across the place nd she caught him stareing at me…. Lolz I do seem to have an effect like that on a lot of guys :p

  4. cutie25 cutie25
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    see this is why i dont talk to people at my school....
    everyone starts stuff, i mean yah im used to drama... i went to the dreaded public school :O
    but no this is just annoying and pointless, im done with this

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    ''Hey remember when Witty Profiles got in trouble for having bad words on it? It's happened again and I have 3 days to clean up the site. If your quotes have adult language, sexual language, swears, etc, please DELETE them. If the site isn't cleaned up within 3 days, advertising will be disabled and I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online anymore.''
    -Steve
    p.s I don't actually care if you saw it already. Some people didn't :)

  6. MasonJohnson MasonJohnson
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Can you do me a favor? Stand in front of my car. I need to test my brakes.

  7. MasonJohnson MasonJohnson
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Someone talk to me? pweasee.

  8. MasonJohnson MasonJohnson
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Chat me? Ill love you forever c;

  9. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  10. lostinthemusic lostinthemusic
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 10:34am UTC
    a good friend will come and bail you out of jail,
    but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,
    "That was fun!"

  11. Ellie_G Ellie_G
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    I love my best freind so much, and she's having surgery tomorrow morning. Her appendix burst about a month ago, she could have died. She went to school for three days and just thought that she was sick, but her mom took her to the doctor and it turns out that she almost died. I'm really scared for her surgery, please pray for her <3

  12. cutie25 cutie25
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 11:09am UTC
    wearing a green paper crown from a cracker...... i got soo much swag :p

  13. cutie25 cutie25
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 10:29am UTC
    Awkward moment when your on the bus and your talking in a "British" accent (not fake by the way) your friend is talking in a huge country accent and your other friend is talking in god knows what accent :p bus rides gotta love them <3 :)

  14. SophieFayee SophieFayee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Him: babe, take me back. im so sorry i cheated, i love you. not her:c
    Me: Don't, just don't. how many times have you told me you cared? I love you too, but all you do is use me when you have no-one else, you were the one I thought about all day, every day. From the mili-second that I woke up, to the moment I fall asleep. you played me. but you know what? I'm stronger then you, I am strong.
    I don't need you like I used to.
    I'm getting over you, so please. Don't contact me, I'm better off without you, so just leave me alone.
    please..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. cutie25 cutie25
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 8:52am UTC
    Im pretty much an expert on long distance relationships by now….. I know how to make them work, I just havent found the right guy that it would work with :( </3

  17. getlifted420 getlifted420
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:25am UTC
    me: "MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!"
    *mom doesn't hear me*
    me: -whispers- "deaf b*tch.."
    mom: "WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
    -____________________________________-

  18. Boycrazy1999 Boycrazy1999
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 11:32am UTC
    I Wanna Do something About The Shooting.</3 I feel bad For all the Families!:( Thinking about going up there and making a DIFFERENCE.
    -Austin Carter Mahone<3

  19. Becca315 Becca315
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:57am UTC
    My ex and I talking,
    he really hurt me when we broke up/ when we were dating...
    Him: I can't sleep.
    Me: Why?
    Him: I'm thinking of you:)
    Me: What about me?
    Him: What it would be like to date you... To be able to cuddle with you... To hold you forever... And knowing I let it all go.
    Me: Well, sorry...
    Him: Stop saying that... It makes me feel bad:(
    Me: Yup. Okay.
    Well, Crap.

  20. cutie25 cutie25
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    “Hey baby you, you got what I need
    But you say your just a friend, yah you say your just a friend” </3
    LOVE Austin Mahone!!!!! <3
    yepp ima Mahomie!!! :)

:)

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