Funny things that Jay says #1;
My Brother: Jay, you're an idiot.
Jay: I know you are but what am I?
My Brother: Wow.
Jay: Brick wall, waterfall, Nick thinks he got it all, he don't, I do. So boom with the attitude. Peace punch captain crunch I got something you cant touch, reces peices seven up you mess with me I'll mess you up. Elbow, Elbow, wrist, wrist. *smooch, smooch* kiss kiss. Oh, boy you just got dissed. Wait, come back. You need a tic-tac. Not one, not two, you need the whole pack. Talk to this (holds his hand up like a phone) Cause the face aint home. And leave a message after the tone. Beep. Cut off.
My Brother: I cannot believe you know that.