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  1. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 10:10pm UTC
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  3. livelaughlove23 livelaughlove23
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    Okay So
    theres this thing called
    retarded-ness
    And Me And You?
    Well.... we've gone Pro.


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  5. joffreyballetgirlie10 joffreyballetgirlie10
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 9:14pm UTC
    Your 8 Names ;
    Your Real Name:
    (uhhh, self-explanatory):
    Maria
    Your "Gangsta" Name
    (first letters\ of real name plus first letter of last name + izzle):
    M-Sizzle
    Your Detective Name
    (favorite color & favorite animal):
    Purple Dolphin
    Your Soap Opera Name
    (your middle name & street you live on):
    Elizabeth Williams
    Your Star Wars Name
    (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name):
    Simel
    Your Superhero Name
    (2nd favorite color & favorite drink):
    Pink Sprite
    Your Witness Protection Name
    (one of your parent's middle name):
    Leopoldo
    Your Goth Name
    (black & the name of one of your pets):
    Black Soot

  6. spinnychair spinnychair
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 3:58pm UTC
    You make me smile like the sun;
    Fall out of bed, sing like bird
    Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
    Crazy on a Sunday night
    You make me dance like a fool
    Forget how to breathe
    Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
    Just the thought of you can drive me wild
    Ohh, you make me smile


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  9. jessayyy jessayyy
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 4:06pm UTC
    G u i l t .
    A small price to pay for
    h a p p i n e s s ;)

  10. xodarkashesox xodarkashesox
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 3:49pm UTC
    When the sun found the moon,
    ((She was drinking tea in a garden))
    Under the green umbrella trees
    ---->In the middle of summer<----
    When the moon found the sun,
    He.looked.like.he.was.barely.hanging.on
    B u t h e r e y e s s a v e d h i s l i f e
    In the Middle of Summer
    When the Day Met the Night; Panic at the Disco <3

  11. _HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS _HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 3:09pm UTC
    Funny things that Jay says #1;
    My Brother: Jay, you're an idiot.
    Jay: I know you are but what am I?
    My Brother: Wow.
    Jay: Brick wall, waterfall, Nick thinks he got it all, he don't, I do. So boom with the attitude. Peace punch captain crunch I got something you cant touch, reces peices seven up you mess with me I'll mess you up. Elbow, Elbow, wrist, wrist. *smooch, smooch* kiss kiss. Oh, boy you just got dissed. Wait, come back. You need a tic-tac. Not one, not two, you need the whole pack. Talk to this (holds his hand up like a phone) Cause the face aint home. And leave a message after the tone. Beep. Cut off.
    My Brother: I cannot believe you know that.

  12. Supernaturalsam38 Supernaturalsam38
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 9:38pm UTC
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  13. JustCatchMex3 JustCatchMex3
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 8:43pm UTC
    iloveyou.
    Almost everyone can see it, so why can't you?


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  15. dance_shortii429 dance_shortii429
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 8:51pm UTC
    YOU'VE GOT ME
    LAUGHING
    WHILE I
    SING ♥
    YOU'VE GOT ME
    SMILING
    IN MY
    SLEEP ♥

  16. ilyxkelsey ilyxkelsey
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    You Know, I Still
    Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
    hope its not already on hereee :P

  17. ilyxkelsey ilyxkelsey
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 2:04pm UTC
    BillY Madison Quote
    Dad: Remember that spelling
    bee you won in the first grade?
    Billy: Oh, no You didn't.
    Dad: Rock? "r- o- k"?
    Billy: Yeah, so whats your point?
    Dad: "r-o-c-k"!
    Billy: Ohh! The C is silent.

  18. simfreakk32 simfreakk32
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 9:11pm UTC
    some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
    whatcha want me to do with this? eat it?
    HAPPY BiRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
    * threw it on the ground - the lonely island
    you gotta listen to this!! hilarious XD

  19. mohnaax3 mohnaax3
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 11:01am UTC
    Take a penny and some magic
    Even though your life is tragic ,
    You can throw all your dreams down the well.
    ___ ( Although everyday the pain grows
    You ride unicorns on rainbows , ) ___
    If you throw all your dreams down the well.
    When your life's come apart at the scenes
    And you've given up all your dreams ,
    (_.·´¯`·×» Here is just the means
    [ ( to make those dreams come true. ) ]
    No more suffering, no more sighin' No more pain and no more cryin',
    When you throw all your dreams down the well
    spongebob<3ahaha

  20. shewaitsforeverxox shewaitsforeverxox
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2009 10:47pm UTC
    a bell is no bell
    until you ring it
    a song is no song
    [until she sings it]
    her voice & heart
    -c o m b i n e-
    singing that song
    with you : in mind

:)

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