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  1. Leah_Jane933 Leah_Jane933
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Police: Where do you live?
    Me: With my Parents.
    Police: Where do your parents live?
    Me: With me.
    Police: Where do you all live?
    Me: Together.
    Police: Where is your house?
    Me: Next to my neighbors house.
    Police: Where is your neighbors house?
    Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
    Police: Tell me.
    Me: Next to my house.

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