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  1. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    This is a meaningless status. No different than anyone else's status. Here I will quote song lyrics to make me sound deep or talk about how much I love my boyfriend of two hours. Here I will indirectly talk crap about someone because I'm too weak to actually say something in person. Here I will talk about how ugly I am so I can get a billion guys telling me how hawt I am. Here I will complain to people who don't really care. Like this because it's once again, it's a meaningless status. xoxo
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  2. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    Math problems are so stupid
    It's like "If I have 30 chocolate bars and I eat 29, what do I have?"
    Oh I dunno, diabetes maybe?
    DUH !!! ;p

  3. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    Dear parent!
    I dont care how old your child is I AM STAYING ON THIS SWING!
    SINCERELY teenagers trying to reclaim their childhood :)

  4. Justscared Justscared
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    August 24, 2011 3:21pm UTC
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  5. Justscared Justscared
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    August 24, 2011 3:27pm UTC
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    August 24, 2011 3:31pm UTC
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  7. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    Friends are like
    bananas.
    'if you peel back their skin and eat them they will die.

  8. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    dear people of the world,
    i don't mean to sound slutty,
    but you can start using me whenever you'd like.
    sincerely, grammar.

  9. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    I lived through
    the swine flu,
    Y2K,
    first African American president,
    9/11, a royal wedding,
    the death of Michael Jackson,
    the capture & death of Osama,
    and now an earthquake.
    oh yeah thats right
    My life has swag.
    I bet your well jel

  10. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Apparently, we live in a time where wearing 3-D glasses with the lenses popped out makes us cool.
    NO its because we are that cool, God get it right people ;)
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  11. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:52am UTC
    I JUST wanted to say thankyou.
    Thankyou steve fot giving us witty
    without it in my life i dont know where id be
    Thanks you steve !!!!

  12. Justscared Justscared
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    August 25, 2011 4:06am UTC
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  13. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 4:20am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you're scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.

  14. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 4:37am UTC
    Goodbye, summer.
    Hello, hell.


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  16. Justscared Justscared
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    August 25, 2011 1:49pm UTC
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  17. Justscared Justscared
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    August 25, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    Welcome to our society.
    You will be judged on what you wear, which music you listen to, what you look like, how you act, who you hang around with, and on practically every other personal trait and imperfection about you, and you'll be made fun of for being who you are. Enjoy your stay

  18. Justscared Justscared
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    August 25, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    &
    Y O U S I R ,
    are a douchbag.

  19. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    I don't regret my past,
    I JUST REGRET THE TIME I'VE WASTED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE.
    nmf

  20. RuchiTx RuchiTx
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    August 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
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