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BlameItOnPaige

1. NEON21
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2014 7:27pm UTC
   The reason I'm funny is because
   my life is a joke.
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2. NEON21
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2014 10:14pm UTC
   Why is it when guys take off their shirts in public, it's hot,
   but when I take off my shirt in public everyone screams and runs away?
   
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3. Toronto Maple Chokes*
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2013 9:11pm UTC
   "Grade 3 logic, you hate everyone until they have food you like."
   Me: My logic hasn't changed.
   My quote
   
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4. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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5. Toronto Maple Chokes*
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 10:37pm UTC
   If you can't afford condoms,
   you can't afford kids.
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6. Toronto Maple Chokes*
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC
   i offend everyone.
   
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7. Toronto Maple Chokes*
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 5:35pm UTC
   Can someone please explain this Witty Queen nonsense?
   Yeah because thats what we need- more teenage girls fighting over an online award.
   
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8. Toronto Maple Chokes*
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2013 8:31pm UTC
   I don't have "haters"
   I have friends in denial.
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