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Blackshoes
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Love 1-4-3
Since you have read this you will be told good news tonight
Only if you repost this
Sorry, want good news so bad.

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Blackshoes
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 11:05pm UTC

Somebody dies from suicide every 40 seconds.
Count to 40.
Done?
You made it.
Now you can make it every forty seconds.
Stay strong beautiful.

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Blackshoes
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July 7, 2012 8:16pm UTC

If my 5 year old self saw me now, she would NOT be proud. :/

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Blackshoes
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July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC

if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins......

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Blackshoes
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July 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC

-How to troll someone-
Friend: you can't fool me.
Me: okay, spell toast.
Friend: T-o-a-s-t
Me: say it 5 times.
Friend: toast, toast, toast, toast, toast.
Me: say it another 3 times.
Friend: Toast, toast, toast.
Me: okay, what do you put in a toaster?
Friend: toast.
Me: Really? I put bread.
*Insert troll face* ;D

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Blackshoes
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Trampolines?
Yea, they used to be called 'jumpolines' until your mom jumped on one back in 1972.

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Blackshoes
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Most common lies;
-
-I wont laugh, I promise.
-Your table will be ready in just a few minutes.
-I'm just kidding.
-I never got your text.
-I have read and agree to the terms and conditions
-You will need to know this later in life.
-I'm fine.
-No, im okay, im just tired.
-Okay, just 5 more minutes.
-I'm on my way.
-Sorry, my parents said no.

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Blackshoes
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July 7, 2012 4:55pm UTC

No matter how dirty you past is, your future is still spotless.
~Drake.
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Blackshoes
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Carly Rae Jepson: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe.(;
Creepy guy from taken: I dont know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you.

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Blackshoes
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 11:17pm UTC

To the girls who say
"im not a temperature, im a girl, so dont call me hot, call me beautiful"
I'll take what I can get.

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Blackshoes
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:13am UTC

Oh father, please father, put the bottle down for the love of a daughter.

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Blackshoes
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June 28, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Remember the time when phones were fat, and people were thin?
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Blackshoes
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Me?
Jealous of you?
lmfao.
Oh honey,
bless your
soul.