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BlackOpsKing

1. BlackOpsKing
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2012 5:47pm UTC
   “How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F-word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”
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2. BlackOpsKing
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   you're beautiful!!!!!!!!!!♥ :)
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3. BlackOpsKing
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 3:03pm UTC
   629
   you guys are amazing.
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4. BlackOpsKing
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC
   you're beautiful!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :)
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5. BlackOpsKing
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   May 28, 2012 2:47pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #10
   "K?"
   LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
   
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6. BlackOpsKing
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #9
   "What's up?"
   Gas prices, the sky, clouds, the sun, airplanes. Oh, you meant what I was doing? Whoops.
   
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7. BlackOpsKing
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   May 28, 2012 2:44pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #8
   "Are you forreal?"
   Nope. I'm forfake.
   
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8. BlackOpsKing
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   May 28, 2012 2:44pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #7
   "What's the number for 911?"
   Gee, I don't know.
   
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9. BlackOpsKing
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   May 28, 2012 2:43pm UTC
   Stupid Questions #6
   "Can I talk to you?"
   You just did.
   
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10. BlackOpsKing
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    May 28, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Stupid Questions # 5
    "What time is it?"
    I'm not wearing a watch, how would I know..?
    
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11. BlackOpsKing
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Stupid Questions # 4
    "Did you cut your hair?"
    Absolutely not! I just dyed the tips invisible.
    
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12. BlackOpsKing
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    May 28, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Stupid Questions # 3
    "Are you hurt?"
    No sir. Running into that chair felt good.
    
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13. BlackOpsKing
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    May 28, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Stupid Questions # 2
    "Can I go to the bathroom?"
    No. It's illegal.
    
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14. BlackOpsKing
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #1
    "Are you asleep?"
    No. I'm dead.
    jayyouelleyeaye
    
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15. BlackOpsKing
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Love is "evol".
    Spell it backwards, I'll show 'ya.
    blackopsking
    
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