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  1. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     August 30, 2014 10:16am UTC
    Why did Voldemort cross the road?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    nobody nose
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  2. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
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     August 20, 2014 4:40pm UTC
    The feels of this scene doe
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  3. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     August 12, 2014 10:41am UTC
    My social life during the summer holidays:
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  4. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     July 30, 2014 3:20pm UTC
    When you come back from school.
    © form
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  5. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     July 15, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    "When you want
    to succeed as bad
    as you want to
    breathe, then you'll
    be successful."
    - Eric Thomas
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  6. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     July 12, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    *When some looks at my laptop while i'm on it*
    me: *quickly minimises whatever i'm doing*
    me: *opens up microsoft paint*
    does this...
    format-br0kenwing
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  7. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     July 10, 2014 5:47pm UTC
    *When I spill juice on the carpet*
    mum: YOU'RE SO CLUMSY,WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING,I NEVER RAISED YOU THIS WAY.
    *When my mum spills juice on the carpet*
    mum: Oh it's alright, we'll clean it up- everyone makes mistakes some times.
    me:
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  8. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
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     July 3, 2014 2:30pm UTC

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     July 3, 2014 2:26pm UTC

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  10. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     June 28, 2014 6:57pm UTC
    “The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows & the beauty of a woman only grows with passing years.”
    - Audrey Hepburn
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  11. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     June 3, 2014 6:00pm UTC
    Becoming the most religious person
    The day before an exam.
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  12. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     May 17, 2014 8:03pm UTC
    Unable to eat diarrhea
    Unable to eat, diarrhea
    COMMAS
    USE THEM
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  13. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     May 17, 2014 7:56pm UTC
    Harry
    Potter
    = Life
    Format by Breeze
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  14. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     May 10, 2014 8:09pm UTC
    I hate trying to revise for exams
    1. I don't ever have any motivation to study unless it's the day before the real thing
    2. Even if I do study, i'll just end up forgetting all of it a couple of hours later
    3. Exams cause me unhealthy amounts of stress
    :(
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  15. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     April 16, 2014 5:55pm UTC
    I'm addicted to the internet.
    This has gotten way out of hand.
    format by Breeze
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  16. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     March 22, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    "Close the door!"
    Is probably my most commonly used sentence at home.
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  17. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     February 26, 2014 2:47pm UTC
    Have you ever done something really awkward...
    And then you think about it for at least 8 years?
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  18. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     February 14, 2014 5:24pm UTC
    If there be sorrow
    If there be sorrow
    Let it be
    for things undone...
    undreamed
    unrealized
    unattained
    to those add one:
    Love withheld...
    ... restrained
    -Mari Evans
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  19. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     February 11, 2014 12:25pm UTC
    Me in primary school
    Me: you're stupid
    Classmate: Hey! i'm telling on you
    *His hand shoots up*
    Me: no wait stop
    Me: no i'm sorry
    Me: please i'll be your best friend
    Me: pleeeeeeaaaase i'm so sorry omg
    Me: * nearly in tears* : i'm so sorry please don't tell her i'm sorry
    Teacher: yes?
    Classmate: can i use the bathroom?
    Classmate: *turns around and deviously smiles at me*
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  20. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
     January 18, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    What Susie says
    of Sally
    says more of Susie
    than of Sally
    REMEMBER THAT
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