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Billyboy
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May 2, 2011 4:42am UTC

No, I'm not jealous
I just hate you.

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Billyboy
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May 2, 2011 4:31am UTC

If i treated you the way you treat me;;
you would hate me.

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Billyboy
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April 28, 2011 7:05am UTC

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Billyboy
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April 26, 2011 6:36am UTC

If i don't know how to spell a word,
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED
TO LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY!?

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 6:32am UTC

Screw this essay.
im gonna draw ♡

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 6:21am UTC

I walk around while
brushing my
teeth because I
get bored just
standing there.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 6:03am UTC

I p u t m y i p o d o n s h u f f l e
& t h e n i s k i p t h r o u g h a l l t h e s o n g s t o f i n d
t h e o n e i a c t u a l l y w a n t ♥

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Billyboy
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April 26, 2011 5:59am UTC

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Billyboy
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April 26, 2011 5:55am UTC

i will do anything
humanly possible to
reach the remote
without getting up
redo of my old quote

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 5:48am UTC

Format credit to lilmisraej
If i am tired
i will sit on the floor..
no matter where i am.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 5:43am UTC

& i hate it when;
your parents ask you to do something, then criticize how you do it ..

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 12:35am UTC

i saw a video of some polar bears
drinking water..
it's obviously fake. everybody knows polar bears only drink coca-cola.
not my format

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 12:28am UTC

parents: how was school ?
you: good.
parents: how come you always say that ?
you : how come you never ask a different question ?

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 11:59pm UTC

a blonde walks out to her mailbox.
--no mail
comes out again.
- -no mail
neighbor says: what's wrong ?
blonde: my stupid computer keeps saying
'you've got mail'
no offense to blondes.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 1:09am UTC

t h a t d e p r e s s i n g m o m e n t
when your laptop dies because you were too into witty to realize that the battery was low.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 12:52am UTC

& I hate it when;
I wish on a shooting star only to realize afterward, i just wished on an airplane.

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Billyboy
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April 24, 2011 12:46am UTC

Yes I'm a teenager.
No I'm not pregnant, high, or about to steal your stuff.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 8:06am UTC

how to get your daily exercise;
1. G e t a b l o c k o f w o o d .
2 . P l a c e i t o n t h e f l o o r .
3 . W a l k a r o u n d i t t w i c e .
4 . R e s t .
you have now walked around the block twice.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 7:31am UTC

i ' m l o s t w i t h o u t y o u ,
just kidding, i have a GPS
format credit;; likewhoa721

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 7:27am UTC

don't sit next to me
d o n ' t s i t n e x t t o m e
*person sits down*
omg, fml
-____-

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