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  1. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:33am UTC
    One Direction things#179
    Because of the time difference between America and Australia,
    the boys will have never lived April 9th, 2012

    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  2. kirosame21 kirosame21
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 10:08am UTC
    Hunger Games Movie Fact #5
    When Josh was in an interview fans were screaming beind him "JOSHUA RYAN HUTCHERSON!" Josh turned around and screamed back,
    "That's what my mom calls me when Im in trouble!"


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  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 9:00am UTC
    "Tall girls are hot,
    short girls are cuties."
    - Harry Styles♥
    format credit to OneDirection


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  6. FraniJones FraniJones
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 3:28am UTC
    Dear Louis Tomlinson,
    If you tweet "I can't believe I'm going to be a Dad"
    People will reply with "Is Harry Pregnant?"
    Sincerely, we knew that was an April Fools joke.

  7. Believer101 Believer101
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    And who else only watched iCarly to see One Direction?? <3<3<3

  8. imsopurdy imsopurdy
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Comment and Favorite this and I will ship you with a boy in One Direction!
    -I'll ship your NAMES ONLY, so you have to comment your name. Or I won't ship you.


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  10. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    "What time is it?"
    "There is a clock right there"
    "B*TCH! Did I ask you were the clock was?"

  11. 1Dcutefacts 1Dcutefacts
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Friend: I don't like Liam that much... he's so annoying, he's like their dad or something omg.
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend: Can i get a 10 second head start?

  12. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Me: I hope Harry doesn't mess up tonight, like he did last week.
    My Dad: And why'd he mess up?
    Me: He ran out of breath.
    My Dad: Well he should stop smoking, dontcha think? (joking)
    Me: Harry doesn't smoke Zayn does!
    My Dad: WHAT? How old are they?!
    Me: Like, 19.
    My Dad: WHAT?! They look like, 13!
    Me:
    My Dad:
    Me:
    My Dad:
    Me:
    My Dad: I thought that's why you liked them!
    NMF

  13. Xx_Fa7aB_xX Xx_Fa7aB_xX
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:48am UTC
    Why I'm Single?
    I Can't Date The Internet..
    I Can't date myself.
    I can't date music. ♥
    I can't date my favorite celebrity.

  14. Confessions_of_a_dancer7 Confessions_of_a_dancer7
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:20am UTC
    5 words that scare the hell out of me in horror movies, "Based on a True story."

  15. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I HATE YOU!
    Sorry, that was my cat.
    Haha okay :)
    Wanna hear a secret?
    Sure!
    I don't have a cat.

  16. LorenOlivaBFFLAD LorenOlivaBFFLAD
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    I think I like this girl...
    Really? Who?
    nmq/nmf
    Uhhhm, she kinda look like you.
    Aww is it me? (; <3
    nmq/n
    No, it's your sister.
    .....
    nmq/nmf

  17. directionerrr directionerrr
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:11am UTC
    One Direction is becoming too famous
    and everyone gets annoyed when I mention them.
    I'm now referring to them as
    Niall and the Potatos
    nmf

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:57am UTC
    *Fan meeting zayn*
    Fan: i love you so much, i can't breath
    OH MY GOD!
    Zayn: please Breath...
    - OneDirection♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  19. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    british accents;
    are just so cool.

  20. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:13am UTC
    dont you hate it when you have a really good
    conversation with someone online, then next week BAM!
    they dont say "hi" or whats up" to you.
    its like ... "dude we used to be such good friends". -.-

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