Me: I hope Harry doesn't mess up tonight, like he did last week.
My Dad: And why'd he mess up?
Me: He ran out of breath.
My Dad: Well he should stop smoking, dontcha think? (joking)
Me: Harry doesn't smoke Zayn does!
My Dad: WHAT? How old are they?!
Me: Like, 19.
My Dad: WHAT?! They look like, 13!
Me:
My Dad:
Me:
My Dad:
Me:
My Dad: I thought that's why you liked them!
NMF