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chelsadels
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 10:59pm UTC

dear facebook,
i would like to keep in touch
with my friends...
not stalk their daily lives.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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jacijo16
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:02pm UTC

That AWKWARD moment;
When your phone blares your ICONic Boyz ringtone during the national anthem...
:\

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sme927
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:02pm UTC

MEOW
Ima cat. Just Kidding! Im Gary the snail...

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gabi2935
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:05pm UTC

friends are there to help you when you fall
BEST FRIENDS start LAUGHING AT YOU.... and make you fall again :D

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vkrcupcake
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:07pm UTC

When you have a BAD dream about someone , then wake up MAD at them (:

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harriet_kat
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:07pm UTC

cashier: have a nice day
Me: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Cashier: oh...okay
Me: *walks away in awkward silence

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jacijo16
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:07pm UTC

im the kind of girl...
who will BURST out laughing in class in dead silence, because she remembers something she heard yesterday

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Hanners2010
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:10pm UTC

Cool.Story.Bronevertellitagain.

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Dianne1513
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:10pm UTC

Dear Phone,
I Drop You.
I Say I Hate You.
I Throw You.
I Lose You.
I Forget About You, But...
I Couldn't Live Without You

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sme927
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:11pm UTC

A snail meows,
A squirrel in an astronaut suit,
a crab with a whale as a daughter....
I think thecreaters of Spongebob
were d r u n k.

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gryffindordarling77
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:13pm UTC

Keep Calm
and
eat a
cupcake

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sme927
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:15pm UTC

I want Doras backpack.
It contains EVERYTHING!

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harriet_kat
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:15pm UTC

Boy: mummy, whats in ur tummy.
Mum: ur baby sister
Boy: do u luv her?
Mum: Yes, Very much,
Boy: Than why did u eat her?

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Dianne1513
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:16pm UTC

‎When I Open a Pack of Bread I Skip The First Piece Because Its Ugly

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punkmember25
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:19pm UTC

1- 800 - choke dat hoe ♥

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sme927
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:19pm UTC

&& Who Else Remembers,
"Hello? Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"No! This is Patrick!"

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JetNHL
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:19pm UTC

Boy: mummy, whats in ur tummy.
Mum: ur baby sister
Boy: do u luv her?
Mum: Yes, Very much,
Boy: Than why did u eat her?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lavindyer
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when it's completely silent and your phone decides to ring and then everyone turns and looks at you...
O_O
(Gosh...I know. It's not on silent...and you don't need to know who it's coming from...so...stop looking.)

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harriet_kat
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 11:27pm UTC

Boy: iv been waiting for this day. Girl:Do u want to leave me. Boy: no. Girl: Do u luv me. Boy: of course. Girl: Will u ever cheat on me. Boy: never in my life. Girl: Will u ever kiss me. Boy: every chance i get. Girl:Will u ever hit me. Boy: are u crazy. Girl: can i trust u. Boy: yes. Girl: Sweetheart. *AFTER MARRIAGE* READ IT BACKWARDS.

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