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BenDixon98

1. BenDixon98
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 2:59pm UTC
   Jeeze, my love life is crap :/
   Dunno what to do!
   
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2. BenDixon98
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 9:05am UTC
   A child says to his mom,
   "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
   In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
   Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
   "please open your eyes," but it was too late.
   His tiny heart had stopped beating.
   When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
   "I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
   STOP CHILD ABUSE
   ♥
   Favorite if you're against child abuse.
   
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3. BenDixon98
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   October 11, 2011 1:50pm UTC
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4. BenDixon98
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 1:16pm UTC
   MY DEFINITIONS #1:
   Middle School (noun) :where you learn what all the words your parents wouldn't let you say mean.
   ♥♥♥♥♥
   
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5. BenDixon98
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 10:31am UTC
   the annoying thing is
   i still love you!
   
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6. BenDixon98
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 4:51pm UTC
   don't play stupid with me
   i'm better at it =)
   nmf.
   
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7. BenDixon98
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 4:12am UTC
   Winners never quit, quitters never win.
   nmf.
   
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8. BenDixon98
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 4:00am UTC
   If you tickle me..........
   I am not responsible for your injuries.
   
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