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BelovedChocoLocks
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January 1, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Chess Playing Experience:
Step 1. Evaluate all moves possible
Step 2. Make dumbest move possible
Step 3. Lose the game
Step 4. Stare at other player intensely then surprise attack by knocking over game board
Step 5. Watch the winner clean up
Outcome: Satisfactory

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BelovedChocoLocks
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December 28, 2011 2:13pm UTC

Pressing the "Try Me" button on a toy in the store and then running away when it goes off really loud...
FAVE THIS IF IT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU!

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BelovedChocoLocks
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December 28, 2011 1:49pm UTC

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BelovedChocoLocks
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December 28, 2011 1:47pm UTC

I don't mean to brag.....
but I swim wothout floaties............AND MY BOYFRIEND DIGS IT!

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BelovedChocoLocks
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December 26, 2011 11:06pm UTC

Real text message convo between me and my friend:
Me: I just tripped over my rug again...>:-(
Friend:HAHAHAHA!
Me: Shut the hell up...
Friend: Well just imagine it again!
Me: I'm scared of that stupid rug...I think it's trying to kill me...
Friend: LOL
Me: No really...I think that if I fell off my bed my rug would wrap itself around my face until I stopped kicking.
Friend: O.O
Me: Yah...mindblown...

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BelovedChocoLocks
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December 21, 2011 5:49pm UTC

MINDBLOWN:
Notice that the the mind doesn't notice the second "the".
FAVE IF YOU'VE JUST BEEN MINDBLOWN!

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BelovedChocoLocks
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 12:19am UTC

My friend hit a guy in the head and the guy she's crushing on was WATCHING the WHOOOOOOOOLE THING...my friend told me that he made the cutest giggle ever, RESULT:
My friend is starting to scare me...

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BelovedChocoLocks
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 4:55pm UTC

When guys get jealous...it's cute :)
When GIRLS get jealous..............it's the beginning of World War III O.O
nmq

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC

Oh...i didn't hit you,
I JUST HIGH FIVED YOUR FACE

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 22, 2011 4:54pm UTC

MISSING:100 DOLLAR BILL
DESCRIPTION:A GREEN FREAKIN' PIECE OF PAPER WITH A 100 ON IT
RACE:MONEY
SIZE:ABOUT THE SIZE OF A ONE DOLLAR BILL ONLY WORTH MORE
REWARD:$100

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 22, 2011 4:47pm UTC

CANCEL! CANCEL! CANCEL!
Message Sent
Kill me now...

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 18, 2011 9:33pm UTC

I AM THE ALMIGHTY...FEAR THE FLUFFY...........................
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 17, 2011 6:47pm UTC

My little brother pushed me off the computer chair...i pushed him back off...he hit the bookcase, one of the books landed on the wii remote sensor, the sensor flipped over and hit me in the head........now I know all the secrets on how to play the wii*devious smile*

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 17, 2011 6:42pm UTC

Fave this if your dog has ever farted...now highlight next to this...i say this because my dog just cut the cheese in my face

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 17, 2011 6:41pm UTC

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 16, 2011 12:07am UTC

If you like it then ya shoulda put a ring on it!
WELL BEYONCE...I CAN'T PUT A RING ON COLD STONE ICE CREAM...

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 16, 2011 12:06am UTC

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Feeling better? If not...i suggest you not take advice from me. I'm pretty bad at it!

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BelovedChocoLocks
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 4:54pm UTC

Ok ppl...comment on this quote by writing your name with your elbows and then writing your name normally next to it...NO ERASES!!!!!!!!LOL.
MAghas-LOL it's Maya...pretty bad...

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 2, 2011 1:37pm UTC

Do you ever get that feeling your being watched and you have goosebumps?
FAVE IF YOU DO!

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BelovedChocoLocks
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October 1, 2011 8:16pm UTC

There's a fly on the tip of your nose and you try to smack it but it's to late and you accidentally smack your face instead...

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