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BelieveAndLoveLife

  1. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    I haven't been on in a long time, but I came back today. This place is dead. What happened to quotes getting 500 faves in 20 minutes?

  2. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    When you meet an old friend and promise to hang out soon, it never happens.

  3. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Dear life,
    When I said, "can my day get any worse," it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
    Sincerely,
    Everybody

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and
    im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    I just hate it when you are in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think "oh" and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

  6. 伤* 伤*
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    September 21, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Some things are just
    better left unsaid
     

  7. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Do you ever get mad at yourself because you're not even good at the things you thought you were good at?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Check out the new Witty Profiles before everyone else.
    http://test.wittyprofiles.com
    Let me know what needs improvement and I'll fix it.I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    see his smile? its fake
    see his eyes? they are tired
    see his face? its sad
    see that boy? he is broken

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:27am UTC
    you think you've got problems?
    I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning...

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:37am UTC
    *texts back 3 weeks later*
    sorry bro I fell asleep

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:56am UTC
    i want the job where you get
    to push scared skydivers out of planes

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:28am UTC
    i hate the fact that i am always the person who likes others more, like if someone just leaves me, it really fcking destroys me, and i don't really know what to do. i feel confused about everything for weeks, years even, and i don't really know what i have done to make everyone leave me. i don't understand how people can just be totally okay. it's like no matter what, i am always the one that hurts the most, and that really fcking sucks.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:40am UTC
    aren't all boybands supposed to have
    that one ugly band member? what the hell happened to one direction

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 11:23am UTC
    do you ever just go on youtube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching
    a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe.

  17. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
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    August 19, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    scroll for my suicide note.
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    thank you for caring & reading.

  18. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    The prettiest smiles
    hide the deepest secrets.
    The
    prettiest
    eyes
    have cried the most tears.
    The kindest hearts
    have felt the most
    pain.
    Format Credit: USMarineCorps2013

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:12am UTC
    I wish I was famous.
    not because I want the fame and the fortune, but because I want to date niall horan

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:38am UTC
    Why Do Dogs Leave Earth First?
    a child answers
    Being a veternarian, I had been called to examine a ten year old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.
    I examined Belker and found that he was dying of cancer.I told the family we couldn't do anything more for Belker, and offerent to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.
    As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it wouild be good for six year old Shance to Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.
    The next day, I felt the fimiliar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. They could boy, Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on.
    Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacfully away.
    The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any dificulty or confusion. We sat together for a long while after Belker's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives.
    Shance, we had been listening quietly, pipped up, "I know why."
    Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth nexr stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation. It has changed the way I try to live.
    He said "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life - like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?"
    The six year old continuted, "Well dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."

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